Mike Topp is the closest thing poetry has to a great stand-up comic. Right up there with Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg for surrealist quick-hit comic one-liners. Topp is like Rodney Dangerfield - except he does get respect! He’s definitely one of my favorites. Wish this book was called 100 One-liners. You can read this book in less than 10 minutes, but you’ll probably quote it for life. Very funny. Follow him on Twitter for more great one (and occasional two or three)-liners.