A tiny giant with an enormous heart takes on the Fates... This Three in One omnibus follows Gungren's quest to become a full-fledged wizard, and gives you a discounted price, too!
The Kidnapped Prince Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three.
They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another.
It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was...
Saving Major Wiggles Just as Gungren begins to complain about his time running out, he gets called in to do the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. But when Whizzfiddle complains that the quest is far too dangerous, the two argue. Then, due to a mixup, Gungren thinks his master has commanded that he just go off and handle the mission on his own...
The tiny giant must join the military and find a major by the name of Wilbur Wiggles, an annoying fellow who thinks that war is managed by officers while drinking tea as lowly foot soldiers are moved around on a map. But the army has lost contact with the major and nobody knows where he is. Worse, General Lee Starvin has assigned Private Lostalot to lead Gungren through the field of battle, and it's soon learned that the private has more than earned the right to keep his surname...
The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every ten years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of twenty-five consecutive title defenses if she can pull in another win. But when it's learned that the Fates have decided to make Gungren join the event as the final leg of his three-part Fate Quest, the proverbial poop hits the fan...
Gungren must travel across the Upperworld, go through training with old friends, and battle professional killers in the ring. But he has to work the system if he has any hope of surviving. Worse, unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all, he'll have to pull out all the stops in an attempt to win...
Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.
John P. Logsdon is a former game designer, producer, and software engineer who shamelessly digs into the deep recesses of his mind to bring forth oddball characters and hilarious plots. He writes primarily in fantasy, urban fantasy, and science fiction, but he's also dabbled in cozy mystery from time to time. To see John's vast library of laughs, visit www.johnplogsdon.com.
Not kindle unlimited, used to saying it is, one of the rare to no times there are dragons in the story, any of the writer's, not sure what he's got against putting dragons in his stories, we...they usually don't hurt people these days. Please read fine print; may involve promising to do quest.
It's The Main Event! The final leg of Gungren's three-part Fate Quest has been set in stone, and it's a doozy. The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every ten years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of twenty-five consecutive title defenses if she can pull in another win.
The Fate known as Heliok has entered Gungren into the tournament and the little giant must do his best to take home the prize. This is a problem considering that Gungren is not known as someone who enjoys hurting others. On top of that, there's a mob boss who has one of his own fighters in the match. As a general rule, crime bosses don't like to lose, meaning he'll go a long way to make sure his contestant comes out on top. Translation: There's a lot of danger in Gungren's future. While he doesn't have to actually win the tournament, showing up at all is a dicey situation. In fact, there's a better than average chance that he'll end up in the Afterlife during his first bout. But Gungren has little choice in the matter...unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all.
The 4 book set Comedic Fantasy Bundle #1: 4 Hilarious Adventures (Tales from the land of Ononokin) now out has the first 4 books, #1 Quest of Undoing #2 The Full Moon Event #3 Bob the Zombie #4 Gappy's Gadgets ** The ones not included in that set are #5 The Kidnapped Prince #6 Saving Major Wiggles #7 The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship, and The Fate Quest (Tales From the Land of Ononokin .5 which may still only be available on his site and is prequel basically) Ononokin Box Set #2: 3 Hilarious Adventures (Tales from the land of Ononokin Box Set) {5-7}
*INCLUDES BOOKS 5-7* These three novels follow Gungren's quest to become a full-fledged wizard!
The Kidnapped Prince Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three. They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another. It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was... Saving Major Wiggles Just as Gungren begins to complain about his time running out, he gets called in to do the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. But when Whizzfiddle complains that the quest is far too dangerous, the two argue. Then, due to a mixup, Gungren thinks his master has commanded that he just go off and handle the mission on his own...The tiny giant must join the military and find a major by the name of Wilbur Wiggles, an annoying fellow who thinks that war is managed by officers while drinking tea as lowly foot soldiers are moved around on a map. But the army has lost contact with the major and nobody knows where he is. Worse, General Lee Starvin has assigned Private Lostalot to lead Gungren through the field of battle, and it's soon learned that the private has more than earned the right to keep his surname... The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every ten years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of twenty-five consecutive title defenses if she can pull in another win. But when it's learned that the Fates have decided to make Gungren join the event as the final leg of his three-part Fate Quest, the proverbial poop hits the fan...Gungren must travel across the Upperworld, go through training with old friends, and battle professional killers in the ring. But he has to work the system if he has any hope of surviving. Worse, unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all, he'll have to pull out all the stops in an attempt to win...
Platoon F: Pentalogy set is first 5 {novellas so don't get confused with numbering/may say .#} Platoon F: Quadology: Missions 6, 7, 8, and 9 (Platoon F eBook Bundle 2) Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle: Missions 1 - 9 (Platoon F eBook Bundle 3) {for your reading uhm enjoyment? lol} {At the end, there is also the ORIGINAL, not quite as good but interesting #2 version} Liberating the Package is the prequel to the madness that follows, listed below in order, may only be available through his site, but would be freebie. Mission 1: The SSMC Reluctant Mission 2: Angry Robots {new version has old version at end, different type of story overall but has gone to new version} Mission 3: The SSMC Voyeur Mission 4: Earthlings Mission 5: Synthetic DNA **** These are also in set Warped Conduit (Platoon F Book 6) Kidnap on Fantasy Planet (Platoon F Book 7) Platoon F: Veli Unveiled (Platoon F Book 8) Platoon F: The Search for Veli (Platoon F Book 9) Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle: Missions 1 - 9 (Platoon F eBook Bundle 3)
Starliner (The Intergalactic Investigation Bureau Book 1) The Relic (The Galactic Thieves Book 1) The Unexpected Fugitive (The Lassiter Files Book 1)
{MAY be in set together} Diamond in the Ruff (South Lane Detective Agency Book 1)Framed & Fortune (South Lane Detective Agency Book 2)A Sound Swing (South Lane Detective Agency Book 3)A Horse Tail (South Lane Detective Agency Book 4)Out of Left Field (South Lane Detective Agency Book 5)
Comedic Arthurian Bundle: The Adventures of Queen Arthur The Ring of Veiling Knights in the Past Knights in the Future
Now out at Amazon, Goodreads, and all finer truckstop bookstores near you! *VAT at The End of the Universe gift shop. Warning: subject matter not suitable for the young, small pets, and anyone without a warped sense of humor. I read them back to back except for maybe the last 1 or 2, as they were not out at the time, Look at his amazon page; I have read every single one listed. Please read fine print; may involve promising to do quest.