Conqueror of Persia
5 May 2019
Okay, I know I may be being a little particular here, but there is one thing that Plutarch gets wrong with Alexander and that is that he isn’t actually Greek – he is Macedonean. Look, that might be a much of a muchness, like suggesting that Tasmanians aren’t strictly Australian, however if you happen to know any Macedoneans, as I do since not only have I worked with them, but I also live a couple of doors down the road from one, you would know that one thing they do not want to be associated with are the Greeks. This of course creates something of a bone of contention when it comes to Alexander because the Greeks claim that he is Greek (and why wouldn’t you), while the Macedonians outright reject that. As for me, well, yeah, I label him as a Macedonian, even though I am not Macedonian, but I guess that might have something to do with my Classical education.
So, now that we have that out of the way it is interesting how Plutarch opens this biography, and that is by linking Alexander with the divinities of mythology. Sure, they aren’t necessarily going to say that he is the direct son of Zeus, particularly since we all know who is father, and his mother, happened to be. However, that doesn’t stop the historians from creating a lineage that sort of, well, traces him back to Achilles through his son Neoptolemus. Yeah, I guess the statement at the end of the biography where Alexander is speaking to an Indian philosopher who says that the best way to prove to people that you are a god is to do something that a mortal man cannot do proves to be true.
Well, I guess you can say he did that – he not only conquered Persia, but he pretty much conquered all of the territory between Greece and India, as well as achieving something that the Russians, Britains, and Americans have failed to do with all of their modern technology – conquer Afghanistan. In fact, I used to work with an Afghani and she told me that the Afghani people absolutely adore Alexander, probably because there happens to be quite a lot of people who can trace their ancestry back to the Bactrian Greeks who used to inhabit the area.
Okay, the British held a much larger empire than Alexander, but they had ships, and an industrial revolution behind them. So did the Romans, but they took centuries to carve out the empire. Then we have the Mongols who blitzkrieged across the Russian Steppes, but once again they were, well, at little slow, taking 53 years to carve out the empire that they did – Alexander took 11 years. Now that is impressive. Look, while there were quite a few flaws in what he did – namely because he basically uses the Thanos theory of teamwork – if you want something done properly, do it yourself – his conquests were still pretty impressive.
Yeah, he basically commanded his army, and the army followed him and basically he conquered every place that he went. There is a little bit of a problem with that, as we know, because when he died his empire pretty quickly split up. That also happened with the Mongols, but even then the conquests lasted sometime after the death of Genghis Kahn. The other thing is that Genghis Kahn sent out armies, so they were basically conquering territory in every direction. This is a similar thing with Rome, which divided their army into legions, and various commanders, such a Caeser, were responsible for them. Not only that but they were able to consolidate their conquests, which is why they took so long.
This is something that Alexander was never able to do, though we should remember that the whole purpose of his conquests was to chase down Darius. After defeating him at the battle of Granicus River, he basically wasn’t willing to leave things undone, particularly since Darius managed to escape. However, before going into the heart of the empire he needed to secure his flanks, which is why he captured Tyre and went into Egypt. However, after capturing Babylon, and then marching on Darius for the final time, you could say that he had probably earnt a well deserved rest. It turned out that he was a little restless because he found himself on the far side of Persia, so why not go and see what else he could do.
The interesting thing is that he was able to take Afghanistan, which would have pretty much been similar then as it is now – a collection of fierce tribes. Yet this wasn’t an issue for him, but that was probably because he came, saw, and then moved south across the Hindu Kush (and the fact that he was able to move his army through there is also pretty impressive, considering the difficulties that Hannibul faced when crossing the Alps, and I would hardly consider the Hindu Kush being less harsh than that, if the name is anything to go by).
Yet by the time he got to India you could say that he had probably met his match, and in a way I am inclined to agree. In a way capturing Persia was probably the easier part because he didn’t have too much of an issue heading further into central Asia, despite the possibility that he had a potential enemy at his back. In a way Persia had been subjugated, and the fact that he was able to return and set himself up in Babylon is a testament to that. Yet India, I’m not entirely sure if he could had succeeded in India – India is a pretty big place and I doubt he could have effectively subjegated all of the kingdoms that he would have needed to to have succeeded. The other thing is that the route back to Persia was pretty nasty in itself, and in making the trek he literally lost a quarter of his army – there was no way he was going to return.
Interestingly, I don’t think Alexander was the type of person who really could have settled down. Sure, he didn’t live long after returning to Babylon, and in fact it sounds as if he had decided to live it up. One suggestion I once read was that he had planned to march into Arabia, but honestly, if he had trouble surviving the trek through Pakistan, I doubt he could have survived Arabia.