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Adventures In La-La Land #5
SCROTUS: So-Called Ruler of the U.S.
“Fish” Fishbein and his girlfriend, Shawna Kretschman, have a nice, quiet life. He’s L.A.’s repo man and bounty hunter to the stars, and she runs the police force on a South Dakota Sioux reservation.
Then, the President of the United States comes to town. And her quiet life turns upside down when she has to arrest him for trying to forcibly exercise his ‘executive privilege’ on her in the back of the presidential limo.
Shawna wants the tiny-handed prez to stand trial for his assault and a handful of other violent felonies. But first, she and Fish will have to take on a corrupt Attorney General who wants to dismiss all charges, and an army of private security contractors out for blood.
And down in the White House Situation Room, the supremely unqualified, corrupt and wealthy members of the president’s cabinet are negotiating with the Russians to invade the country and free their woman-groping boss.
If this goes on much longer, someone is going to have to step in and save Shawna, Fish and the American people from their own government.
They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows. In SCROTUS’ case, very strange. Very fast-paced and very funny, too. With more Alternate Facts than you can shake a White House Press Liaison at. Imagine All the President’s Men meets Jason Bourne and The Three Stooges.
It’s bigly. It’s beautiful. You’re gonna love it.
It’s a done deal.
Then, the President of the United States comes to town. And her quiet life turns upside down when she has to arrest him for trying to forcibly exercise his ‘executive privilege’ on her in the back of the presidential limo.
Shawna wants the tiny-handed prez to stand trial for his assault and a handful of other violent felonies. But first, she and Fish will have to take on a corrupt Attorney General who wants to dismiss all charges, and an army of private security contractors out for blood.
And down in the White House Situation Room, the supremely unqualified, corrupt and wealthy members of the president’s cabinet are negotiating with the Russians to invade the country and free their woman-groping boss.
If this goes on much longer, someone is going to have to step in and save Shawna, Fish and the American people from their own government.
They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows. In SCROTUS’ case, very strange. Very fast-paced and very funny, too. With more Alternate Facts than you can shake a White House Press Liaison at. Imagine All the President’s Men meets Jason Bourne and The Three Stooges.
It’s bigly. It’s beautiful. You’re gonna love it.
It’s a done deal.
447 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 16, 2018
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May 16, 2018
Looking for some USDA Grade A Quality Satire? Then this is totally the book for you! It's a rip-roaring good time ripped straight from the headlines! In an era when it's tough to distinguish legit news with stuff straight out of The Onion, SCROTUS nails it with all of your "favorite" players from Mitch "Turtle Dude" McConnell to Propaganda Barbie Kellyanne to the Grand Cheeto, himself. These clowns meet their match in Hurricane Shawna, sheriff extraordinaire and resident badass who suffers no groping fools, even when they occupy the white house. Her partner in creative justice, Moe "Fish" Fishbein, and his crew of bounty hunters are on the scene to show us how Standing Rock should have gone down. This is the perfect antidote to those suffering from Trump regime fatigue and a must read!
October 23, 2018
I expected this to be outrageous, but I had no idea. Some brilliant situations that often degrade into revenge instead of justice. There are no questions left on the authors affiliations. This is full of surprises, you will ride from the feeling of right, equality and due process to OMG, they did that! This book took me from hope, to fear, to faith then judgement and a little more fear. I haven't read anything like this slightly veiled political escapade. Glad I read it.
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