Dad Jokes: The very best of @DadSaysJokes

by Dad Says Jokes

A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good.

From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.

This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns.

Here are a couple of

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.

Are you today's date?
Cuz you're 10/10.

Genres: Humor

272 pages, Hardcover

Published May 14, 2019

Reviews

[Siobhan · Rating 3 out of 5]

My sister has a serious addiction to ‘dad jokes’ and is always looking for more. Thus, this book was perfect for her. Personally, I’m not crazy about dad jokes, but there were a few in here that made me chuckle.

There were a lot that caused me to groan, some I have heard before, but the few that made me laugh were worth it. If you’re a fan of these types of jokes, it’s an entertaining quick read.

[Pjord · Rating 5 out of 5]

Simply phenominal. As a new dad, I feel this book has prepared me more for parenthood than anything else. Bravo.

[Gideon Yutzy · Rating 3 out of 5]

I tried to eat a clock for lunch but found it very time consuming. That joke is par for the course for Dad Jokes as is the amount of paper it takes up, one page to be precise. I found about 10% of the jokes to be worth the price of the book (which isn't very much, in fairness), 70% mediocre, and the other 20% lacking in any subtlety or comic skill whatsoever. As in they were forced jokes, meaning someone started with a random word and then a made up a joke to go with it, and to make matters worse they were splashed across a whole page or half of a page. Oh well, it's brought us a few laughs as we ride out the Covid-19 crisis. Also, what's with the title? Dad jokes. I happen to be a dad, so I wanted to figure that one out. I suppose: we're getting older and our humour is corny-bordering-on-old-fashioned. I get it. Well, stodgy or not, here's a dad giving you a few free jokes (from the book) to walk you out:

A man tried to sell me a coffin. I told him it's the last thing I need.

I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke but I was afraid of getting the wrong reaction.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks!

[Tim Caines · Rating 3 out of 5]

Some vey funny ones however some real groaners!!!

[Simon Sweetman · Rating 5 out of 5]

The very best of the very best and worst puns and Dad Jokes. If you don't chuckle, at least to yourself, you're dead.

[Jamie Petch · Rating 5 out of 5]

HILARIOUS

[Ralph Zoontjens · Rating 3 out of 5]

There are some funny ones in here, dad's a fact. Recommended!

[Mike]

I was going to give it 5 stars but it’s really rating-proof. It was entertaining and it has a good guffaw to groaner ratio.

[Elyas Burney · Rating 5 out of 5]

A masterpiece. An epic tale of a father's love of humour and giving the gift of laughter.