I was provided an ebook copy of this novel from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.
Rating: 1 star
First of all, this book took me extremely long to read. Two weeks, when usually a book of this size will only take 3-5 days, tops. There's one reason for this: I was bored. The plot was boring, the characters were boring, and since I didn't read the first book in the series, I didn't get a good grasp of the relationships that had clearly been established already. I didn't care about Tyler or Eldonia or Daniel or anyone else. This book definitely feels more 13 to 16-year-old age group.
Okay, so, I have many things to say, and none of them are good. I only give 1-star ratings to books that are either TERRIBLY written or that piss me off.
The entire premise was bullshit. Obviously, this plot isn't an original one. We've all read at least one variation of the she/he-pretends-to-be-someone-they're-not story. But usually, the person pretending has a very good reason. They're being blackmailed, or if they tell, their loved ones will be harmed. Something along those lines. But not in this case. Tyler had plenty of opportunity to tell Eva the truth, but he never did. So many instances he could've opened his mouth and blurted it out, but he "just wanted to live in a fantasy" for a little while longer, which is cowardly. I can't get over the fact that he lied SO elaborately and for SO long, way past the point of no return, and then he's easily forgiven. Bull. Shit.
Tyler was a total douchebag. I hated him by the end of this novel. I could tolerate him and his blatant lying for about sixty percent of the book, but then it went MAJORLY downhill. He BLAMED EVA for HIS lies: "Is that why you ignored me every single time I tried to talk to you as just me, Tyler?" Here he is actually saying that part of the reason he couldn't tell her the truth was because SHE IGNORED HIM. What the ACTUAL fuck.
Plus, when Eva defied her bitch of a mother and flew back to Chicago after Tyler was found out as a fraud, when she brought presents for his family, when she told him she FORGAVE him even though she had absolutely ZERO reason to do so.... he literally kicks her out of his house, insulting his sister and father as he does. He yells at her, sneers at her, is basically an ugly, manipulating son-of-a-bitch.
Not to mention he "pushes Eva away" because of some stupid "oh-woe-is-me" victim bullshit. He thinks, "Oh, I have no future, I'm so poor, I live in a garbage place and my father doesn't make any money and I can't read and oh, everything's so awful!!!!!!!!" even though a fucking QUEEN of a European country, a queen who has SO MANY OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS TO BE DOING, has chased after him - HIM, a commoner, a very poor commoner - and proclaimed her forgiveness and love. And what can he do? Say "You cAn'T lOvE sOmeOnE LiKe mE!!!!!" Being poor = being undesirable, apparently. Never mind that he has lots of friends, is a great artist, has a fantastic, badass younger sister, and plays on a famous hockey team. Nope, he's poor and sad and can't read or write, so fuck everything else.
Eva is Queen of Eldonia and yet lets her mother and brother push her around and tell her what to do. Lame. I hate pushovers.
Daniel's "big brother" overprotectiveness was NOT cute. Aside from it being totally overused in stories featuring a girl who's trying to be independent, it was disgusting at times and fucking irritating. Eva's not ten years old. She's queen of a goddamned country and can do as she pleases.
Tyler's self-hating behavior was not cute, either. To me it speaks of that good ole toxic masculinity, not to mention manipulation, as inadvertent as it may've been. Still can't get over the fact that he actually had the audacity to blame Eva for the mess his secret created. Cool motive, still manipulation.
Even after all their lovey-dovey, special, soul-bearing moments, Tyler didn't trust Eva enough to let her give him and his family Christmas presents. Instead he freaked the fuck out and accused her of giving his family "charity." How romantic....
I almost stopped at 82% because I was so fucking done with Tyler's bullshit and this entire story as a whole. But I wanted to finish because 1) I was so close anyway, and 2) I wanted to see what other ridiculousness I had to read through.
Daniel, Madison, and all the rest of the characters EASILY forgive Tyler for his elaborate lies. In fact, Daniel even encourages Tyler to "go get the girl." Like, Daniel is Tyler's best friend, and he's totally fine with the fact that Tyler lied to him for so long about his relationship with his sister? Mmmmmkay.
So Tyler can act like a victim, manipulate Eva with his lies, conceal the truth from her and all his friends for weeks, treat Eva like dirt when she - A QUEEN, need I remind you - offers him forgiveness, but everybody forgives him quicker than a snap, he gets a full-ride scholarship to the Univeristy of Eldonia, the Falcons win the championship, and Eva swoons right into his arms without so much as a fight? Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, coo-
They fall deeply, passionately in love after knowing each other for like...two months? And not even really knowing each other - Tyler pretended to be Prince Tiberius for, like, 75% of that time.
Oh, and it was never once mentioned that, um, if Eva and Tyler get together and stay together and eventually marry, he becomes the King of Eldonia???? Like, that wasn't important enough to mention? That could've been a legitimate reason for Tyler to push Eva away: he's too young and inexperienced to be king. But nope, that was never brought into the story. Neato.
Rating: 1 star
"Just Pretending" (Chicago Falcons #3) by Leah and Kate Rooper comes out on November 5th, 2018.