So there I was, sitting on my stumpy backside, and thinking about the Avengers movie that is coming out soon. I’d just rewatched Infinity War (for, like, the 10th time – and I basically have enough Marvel movies now that I more or less watch them on a loop, as the spirit moves me) and had an afternoon to kill and, I’m not going to lie, I didn’t really want to be in the house (No kids, down to only one dog, even the missus was out of the country – was pretty lonely in there).
I ran out to the bookstore and this little thing was on the shelf, so I did something I’ve not done in a long time, I mean, a very long time. I sat in the comfy chair of the bookstore and read a book this book in a single setting.
And my hat’s off to the author, I’ve read a bunch of tie-in books before, they lean towards sucking. And I’m unsure if it’s the dictates of Marvel, or the author’s own fancy, but the idea of taking a teenaged Thanos out clubbing and kissing a girl was… bad. But somehow, I ended up enjoying this novel.
Seriously, it was better written than most. Even if I wasn’t totally thrilled with the plot.
And thank the gods no one tried to film this and stick it in one of the movies. In fact (I’m assuming it doesn’t in the next one), I find the backstory presented for Thanos here very non-compelling. If this is the official Marvel history on the movie version of the character, then I hope it’s simply never mentioned on film.
But that said, it did make for an okay read, for the most part. It did fall victim to the need to fill in the blanks in regards to things we do know about him: Learning about the infinity stones, getting Gamora & Nebula and forcing them to fight, collecting the mind-stone, you know, that stuff.
So the book is structured weird, like these discreet time frames. My frustration with it all centers around young Thanos’ life on Titan. None of that part of the story worked for me, it was a good third of the novel’s page count (probably, I don’t know) and was not great at making a character there that I could get behind for when he turns batshit bonkers at some point.
His part as a prisoner aboard a broken-down space faring vessel under the boot of a would-be warlord was cool. This attempt at taking over Asgard was pretty great (I enjoyed the running gag of the Asgardians have a god for everything, then later on, learning that Thanos had his ass handed to him in close-quarters-combat by fighting the goddess of close-quarters-combat).
Anyhoo – Thanos the Warlord, which was the latter portion of book, also not great, and again, this is due (IMO) mostly to the writer painting by numbers to get to the events leading up to Avengers: Infinity War.
So, weirdly, the beginning and end of the book wasn’t great, but the middle portion was… that’s almost never my complaint when reading a novel, most authors kill the beginning and get bogged down in the middle. I wonder if this is because the middle section is where the author had the most freedom to tell whatever story he wanted to.
Regardless of all that, I liked it. I didn’t love it, but I did like it. I think it could have been structured better, it was a frame story, but the framing was literally the instant of the ‘snap’ that took place during the Infinity War movie.
I wish there was a larger, current task Thanos was dealing with, maybe, and the backstory was smaller, way less time on Titan, way more connective tissue with the current obstacle he faced being tied to all this background stuff.
I dunno. I’m just thinking through how I’d do it if I was going to fan fic my own Thanos story. I’m not gonna, I’m still working through my epic be-all end-all Star Trek TNG fan fic, which will blow the world’s mind when it’s complete.