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242 pages, ebook
Published June 28, 2018
“You want to go on a date?” She bit down on her lower lip, fighting a grin. That was a good sign. I brushed her long bangs off her forehead.
“Sloan Jordan, I want to marry you, but a guy has to ease into these things, you know?”
Her grin broke into a wide smile. “I’d love to go on a date with you.”
“Can I ask you an honest question?”
“No. Those never turn out well.”
“I’m serious.” So was I. Everybody wants honesty until they hear it, right?
She continued anyway. “Aren’t you worried we might go down this road and something will happen?”
“If something doesn’t happen, I’m going to be pissed.”
She laughed. “Not what I meant.”
Just then, something fluttered against my lap. Iliana looked up at me and laughed. I scowled. “Did you just fart on me?” She giggled—and farted—again. Then her diaper slowly warmed, and my mouth melted into a deep frown. “Nope. Not just air.” I made a gagging noise as I stood up.
I gagged again. “Why is it green?” My voice cracked, and Sloan laughed in the other room. “I think this shit’s radioactive.”
“Maybe you’ll get superpowers,” Sloan said.
“That’s really not funny in our world,” I reminded her. Holding my breath, I wiped Iliana’s butt, smearing the mess more than cleaning it off. I gagged again. “NASA could use this stuff to hold the space shuttle together. Good god.” I shuddered.