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Wanted: Cat Assassin

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A spoofed Craigslist ad wherein a Machiavellian, Lovecraftian nemesis seeks out an expert Cat Assassin to rid him of the insipid vermin that he has reluctantly been asked to care for after his next door neighbors skipped town for a "temporary" job opportunity. Actually based on a true story (no cats were harmed in the story nor real life) and includes photos of the real life cats in question!Filled with humorous, Lovecraft-spoofing humor, where the cats wind up getting the best of the human, despite his malicious intentions! Perfectly appropriate for animal lovers of all kinds!

9 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 6, 2011

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Jason Rizos

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