RICK “SHAQ” GOLDSTEIN SAYS: FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT… GRAB A COLD ONE… LEAN BACK… AND LISTEN TO THE HAWK SQUAWK!
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Before I even get into some of the detail… let me state real quickly for all true old-school baseball fans… this is one of the greatest… non-stop… rocket fueled… hilarious… behind the scenes… in front of the scenes… on the field… off the field… baseball books… that I’ve had the true good fortune of reading… in many years! This is a full length… take no prisoners account… of the glorious life of… Ken “The Hawk” Harrelson!
There hasn’t been a character like Hawk in baseball in a quarter-of-a-century…. And in today’s politically correct… everyone’s a multi-millionaire… even if they’ve never hit 200… and of course go on the disabled list… with a hangnail… environment… will probably never have one again. The Hawk is a born raconteur… and every joyous story… jumps off the page like you’re sitting at home tossing a “few” back… and talking about old times with your favorite buddy. The writing style is smooth as silk… and delivered as if the words were being shot out of a literary fully automatic “word-machine-gun”… that never runs out of ammo!
Hawk comes at you full speed… from his youth with his beloved “Mama”… whom Hawk unabashedly states throughout… that he has always been a “Mama’s Boy”… and always will. From his uncanny success in every sport he played growing up…. Baseball-Basketball-Football-Golf… and in fact wound up being the only athlete to play in THE ALL-STAR GAME… THE WORLD SERIES… *AND*…THE BRITISH OPEN! He was part of the unfortunate masses… that were forced to endure Charlie O. Finley… and also one of the blessed to be part of the Boston Red Sox’s 1967 IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!
Not that I’m admitting anything here… but ”hypothetically” … Hawk may have been in as many bar fights… as I might have been in. All I could think of when Hawk recounted a few of those bare knuckle brawls… was… man… those were the days when you could get in a fight and not immediately have fifty lawyers involved before you could even go to the bathroom to wash your face and hands. Oh yea… Hawk also had a few amateur boxing matches along the way. Like a real life… athletic… Walter Mitty… Harrelson rubbed elbows with an almost unbelievable list of the “very” famous. (Normally with adult beverages flowing like water over Niagara Falls.) Let me share with you a sample of his acquaintances with a quote from the book:
“How many guys have been given golf clubs by Ben Hogan, Jack Nicklaus, and Palmer, or a putter by Payne Stewart only weeks before he died, beaten Sam Snead in match play, or sang on stage with Roy Clark, Jerry Reed, and Chet Atkins, or hung out with the likes of Rocky Marciano and Mickey Mantle, or movie stars like Richard Burton and Liz Taylor, or kneeled in the on-deck-circle as the great Carl Yastrzemski ripped a homer at Fenway Park, or sat next to Frank “Hondo” Howard as he ripped into a steak, had a drink with Robert Mitchum, been called a buddy by Frank Sinatra, or even got the chance to meet John Wayne? I witnessed quite a bit of history too. I was with Joe Namath the night before he fulfilled his famous guarantee, leading the New York Jets to one of the biggest upsets in sports history, in Super Bowl III. I joked around with Bobby Kennedy at my locker just weeks before he was assassinated. (I never told him I almost punched his brother Teddy in the face one night.)”
Even though I have read hundreds upon hundreds of baseball books… I learned for the first time that someone absolutely hated… I mean despised Gil Hodges. That person being the Hawk. He gave his views chapter and verse… so it goes to show once again how accurate Abraham Lincoln was when he said… “You can please some of the people all of the time… and all the people some of the time… but you can’t please all the people all of the time.” During the same time period when Hawk was on the Washington Senators managed by Hodges… he was teammates of the “giant” former Dodger Frank “Hondo” Howard. The author’s tales of Howard’s hitting heroics… and massive size and strength were exhilarating. One night at a bar… Wilt Chamberlain sat at the table with Hawk and Howard… “Later when Hondo stood up to go to the bathroom, I noticed Wilt staring at him. Before he came back, Wilt whispered to me, “Hawk, that’s the biggest man I have ever seen!” A personal note: When my Babe Ruth League team won the league championship fifty years ago… Frank Howard handed out the trophies and shook my hand. I’ve been telling this story for fifty years… his hand to this day… is the biggest hand I’ve ever shaken. I was a basketball player that could palm a ball just by bouncing it into my palm… and my hand felt like a miniature doll hand in his.
Harrelson’s charmed life… not only went from baseball to golf… but miraculously… led him to a super successful career in broadcasting. Through it all… “The Hawk”… simply remained “The Hawk”.
I could go on and on… but I will make you a guarantee… that is a lot less risky than Broadway Joe’s prediction for the 1969 Super Bowl… and that is… if you are a true old-school baseball fan… you will not be able to put this book down… and the only time you will… is because it is so freakin good… you don’t want it to end!
Final Note: With the #ME TOO movement exploding more each day… I feel I should include the detail as to why Harrelson stated he almost punched Teddy Kennedy in the face one night:
“The worst encounter I ever had with a politician involved Bobby’s younger brother, Ted, then a young senator from Massachusetts. I attended a political fund-raiser one night, wearing a gold lame’ suit accompanied by a very pretty date. Despite my outfit, everybody was staring at my date. At one point, Ted reached out and grabbed her butt as he walked by her. I just happened to see it. Immediately, I wanted to walk over to him and punch him, but he had two giant state troopers serving as his bodyguards that night. A few of my friends saw what he did, too and had to talk me out of trying to get by those two troopers to reach him. That was right before the Chappaquiddick incident.”