I find it really difficult to leave negative reviews and I particularly hate doing it for debut authors, but if I’m honest, there isn’t much I liked about this book. Spoiler alert: at the end of this review, I will not be recommending ‘Certain Requirements.’
This author’s writing style and I just didn’t mix. This is told in first person POV and I didn’t like the narrator even a little bit. Phoenix is a 20-something aerial dancer who moves in to Kris’ house as a live-in submissive when her best friend/roommate moves across the country and she can no longer afford the rent on her own. This is actually a good setup for a book I’d like to read, which is why I decided to give it a go even after reading some less than stellar reviews.
One of the main problems is that I didn’t care for either character, so that starts everything off a bit rocky anyway. Phoenix is a 27 year old with the emotional maturity of a teenager and Kris is a workaholic who, at 36, is still reeling over the one and only relationship she ever had in college. Basically, both of these adult women lack an understanding of self and it doesn’t really improve much by the end.
Phoenix and kris don’t spend time together unless it’s scheduled play time (8:30pm, like clockwork 6 days a week), so there’s no room to form emotional attachments because their relationship is basically about sex. Once they started talking to one another, though, the conversations they did have felt rather surface level. It didn’t create a feeling of intimacy and I therefore never cared what happened to them. At 81% complete, I would have expected a need for closure, but I really just wanted to be finished, so I speed read through it.
Phe and Kris did start talking about their feelings somewhere around the 90% mark, but it didn’t come across as sincere because for a great part of this book the characters did nothing except avoid one another unless they were having sex. When did they fall in love and why wasn’t the reader allowed to experience that? Phoenix readily admits that she has confused sex and love in the past and it doesn’t seem like much has changed for her in this relationship. More than anything I think these two were just comfortable with their distant, but convenient, arrangement and wanted to keep it going.
While this is technically an erotic romance, the sex felt mechanical and cold and was honestly brushed over for the most part. It wasn’t necessarily fade-to-black, but it wasn’t really detailed, either. It was just kind of there in case the reader forgot that dynamic of their relationship.
There are a slew of side characters here to offer advice to our protagonist. Oddly, I didn’t like them either and didn’t feel like they offered much support in the way of friendship. Sasha, Phoenix’s aerial partner and friend, in particular was self-serving and judgmental. I’m pretty sure if she had to throw Phe under a bus to advance her career, she’d gladly start the engine of said bus and run Phoenix over herself.
So, yeah, overall, not a fan. I can’t recommend this because the content wasn’t all that pleasurable, but also because it just didn’t flow well, either. A span of ten months pass and it felt like a week. I really think this read like a diary rather than a story, which is likely because of the first person POV. Generally, this perspective is one of my favorites if done well, but I didn’t think it helped this storyline at all.
I’m giving this 2* because it’s grammatically written better (though it still has many issues peppered throughout) than some books I’ve given only 1*.