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C*CK
***warning***
This is for entertainment purposes only! This book is not to provide you with anything other than a realization that 99 pennies are going to be needed to make up for this purchase. You have been warned. Good news? it is on KDP so you don't have to feel like you made bad choices. You will, however, learn to say the word cock in 40 languages. YAY!
This book contains adult content. It is not, at all, something that should be read by children - unless you are a bad parent and want your youngsters to learn about anatomy from someone like me. Good Luck with that!
This book is a cocky take on the word cock. It is a word that is generally used to describe a part of a man's body. The part that has the ability to overthrow the king of the body (brain) and make bad decisions.
It is also the perfect word to describe disgust towards someone. You can decide how to use it in your own day to day, but remember - THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE EDUCATIONAL TOOL. There may be some inaccuracies... No, there are going to be inaccuracies.
This is for entertainment purposes only! This book is not to provide you with anything other than a realization that 99 pennies are going to be needed to make up for this purchase. You have been warned. Good news? it is on KDP so you don't have to feel like you made bad choices. You will, however, learn to say the word cock in 40 languages. YAY!
This book contains adult content. It is not, at all, something that should be read by children - unless you are a bad parent and want your youngsters to learn about anatomy from someone like me. Good Luck with that!
This book is a cocky take on the word cock. It is a word that is generally used to describe a part of a man's body. The part that has the ability to overthrow the king of the body (brain) and make bad decisions.
It is also the perfect word to describe disgust towards someone. You can decide how to use it in your own day to day, but remember - THIS IS NOT AN ACCURATE EDUCATIONAL TOOL. There may be some inaccuracies... No, there are going to be inaccuracies.
51 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 5, 2018
2 people are currently reading
15 people want to read
About the author
Virginia Johnson
38 books195 followersA love for reading and writing is a new concept for Virginia. Before the Twilight rave and a need to know the ending after Eclipse was released in theaters, Virginia preferred to watch the movie or convince a friend to read the book for her.
Needing to know the story of a random homeless man that she encountered on a freeway exit ramp, was the only reason she began writing in the first place.
Soulless Nights spawned from the unknown story and a dare from her friends.
She has had the pleasure of working with some of her favorite authors. Street teams and beta reading were what led her to the world of writing.
She has released Soulless Nights, Vindicate, Expiate, Cessation, Always Never, Secondary Silence, Secondary Disaster, The Xmas Effect, The Blood of Abigail, Correcting Code 1.1, and the Bad Words Made Funny Series!
She recently released Night Tales Vol 1. Wich consist of 3 short stories featured in anthologies.
She also has co-written 3 books: Seraphines (Julia Clare) ,Bound by an Echo (Julia Clare) & Kepler: Humanity's Ark ( Kyle Perkins )
She is currently working on Correcting Code novella's
Needing to know the story of a random homeless man that she encountered on a freeway exit ramp, was the only reason she began writing in the first place.
Soulless Nights spawned from the unknown story and a dare from her friends.
She has had the pleasure of working with some of her favorite authors. Street teams and beta reading were what led her to the world of writing.
She has released Soulless Nights, Vindicate, Expiate, Cessation, Always Never, Secondary Silence, Secondary Disaster, The Xmas Effect, The Blood of Abigail, Correcting Code 1.1, and the Bad Words Made Funny Series!
She recently released Night Tales Vol 1. Wich consist of 3 short stories featured in anthologies.
She also has co-written 3 books: Seraphines (Julia Clare) ,Bound by an Echo (Julia Clare) & Kepler: Humanity's Ark ( Kyle Perkins )
She is currently working on Correcting Code novella's
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May 6, 2018
Hilarious with a capital H. I love these short reads, they give me the right amount of laughter needed to make it through a day of adulting. I am looking forward to Book 7 and the other books in the series.
May 6, 2018
As always Virginia entertains us with her sarcasme.
Loved this one too
Loved this one too
May 6, 2018
Ms Johnson has a knack in bringing us naughty words and turning them into a hilarious read. C*ck is just that. Sarcasm is ripe and a laugh is guaranteed. So if you're up for a quick laugh and have a few pennies to spare grab your copy today.
May 7, 2018
Down right cocky
This book is one to make you laugh. If you find it offensive you need to lighten up. It is a quick read. All of maybe 20 minutes. A rant that will make you laugh.
This book is one to make you laugh. If you find it offensive you need to lighten up. It is a quick read. All of maybe 20 minutes. A rant that will make you laugh.
May 6, 2018
Mini head vs big head
Bwahaha again.... she does it again! This author is hilarious and I can't wait to read C*nt. Is it weird that I actually like these?!
Bwahaha again.... she does it again! This author is hilarious and I can't wait to read C*nt. Is it weird that I actually like these?!
May 8, 2018
Once again this author show why she is a one click favorite! This is book 6 in this damn series of Bad Words Made Funny and I think this one had me laughing the hardest...'windmill' and 'peeing in the snow' .... she did not leave any aspect of the c*ck untouched with this book. If you want a quick 10 minute (maybe 15 if like me you was laughing to hard to read) this is a must plus you will have new ways to insult people and they will never know...unless they read it too!
May 6, 2018
Want to learn how to say c*ck in 40 languages? Then get started!! This is a hilarious look at the word 'c*ck' and the many ways in which it can be used. It's definitely tongue in cheek, and only a 'c*cky' author like this one could pull ( 😁) it off. Dive in an be prepared to laugh, giggle and shake your head !!
May 6, 2018
With all of the recent drama surrounding this word, of course there had to be an appropriate comeback! Such perfect timing for the perfect addition to this series!!!
May 6, 2018
Funny! And educational.
May 6, 2018
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Great book and addition to the series. Love when bad words get made funny
Cant wait to read the next installment
Great book and addition to the series. Love when bad words get made funny
Cant wait to read the next installment
May 7, 2018
5Stars Purely for Comedic Value.
Pure genius and perfect timing. I think it's time for me to learn some more Swahili. That language sings to me.
Pure genius and perfect timing. I think it's time for me to learn some more Swahili. That language sings to me.
August 9, 2018
Silly
But also funny. There is a reason I like this author, she is a hoot. And edgy. And without much of a filter lol.
But also funny. There is a reason I like this author, she is a hoot. And edgy. And without much of a filter lol.
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April 6, 2020There was no storyline. Very disappointing.
May 7, 2018
Oh. My. God. I was laughing my head off with this. It was comedy genious in light of recent events hahaha. It made my day!
May 7, 2018
Oh my goodness, these books are so fun! They will have you laughing so hard. It is fun reading short books like these in between long reads that are very involved. Can't wait for the next one!
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