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Emma apprend sur Facebook que son petit ami l'a quittée... et qu'il a une autre copine.
Emma a 16 ans et sa vie est déjà fichue. Elle a découvert sur Facebook que son copain l'a plaquée et sort avec sa rivale, la trop parfaite Anna. Heureusement, Emma a trois meilleures amies de choc qui vont remettre son existence à flot ! Elles l'encouragent à rencontrer d'autres garçons ; Emma ouvre alors un blog privé pour raconter ses différentes tentatives. De catastrophes hilarantes en quiproquos gênants, rien ne va se passer comme prévu...
341 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 10, 2017
How long are you supposed to wait for a kiss to happen, before leaving?
Then his head whacked me in the face. It was nice, I think.
Right. Time to start on my resolutions...
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Or I could always go to my room and masturbate all afternoon. It does seem infinitely more appealing.
[..]
Six orgasms in half an hour. That's one every five minutes. If you look at my daily activity based on masturbation alone, I'm actually an incredibly productive person.
”How come, when you do really mundane things on your own, it’s not art, but as soon as you invite people to look at you doing it, it can be art? I feel like that’s a rule that should change. I can be art right here, right now. I can be still unthinking, unfeeling art. Some might say I was just a person sitting and staring into space on a toilet, but they would be wrong.”


If guys bled out of their penises for a week of every month, you can bet we'd hear more about it.
["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>Don’t worry so much about meeting someone else I like. Be a version of MYSELF I like.
Conclusion : I DO NOT NEED TO DRINK ALCOHOL TO MAKE MYSELF INTERESTING.