“Lord, confound this surly sister, blight her brow with blotch and blister, cramp her larynx, lung and liver, in her guts a galling give her.” –John Millington Synge
Well, if the above quote doesn’t adequately describe Caroline Bingley… then I don’t know what will. This story was novella size and a quick clean read. It was everyone trying to get rid of… em… marry off… Caroline so that Bingley would be free to court Jane without interference and so Darcy could breathe rarified air without Caroline sucking the air out of the room. Lawd, that woman was as dense as peanut butter. Darcy told her, Bingley told her, Hurst told her and probably Louisa told her… but she refused to listen, refused to even consider that Darcy didn’t want her as his wife and mistress of Pemberley. I’m sure she dreamed of how she would decorate all the Darcy holdings and the number of social events they could cram into a week. She could just see herself on Darcy’s arm. Oh, the jewels, the pin money, the number of carriages… the social circle she would inhabit. Yes, she just knew she was perfect for and was made for being Mrs. Darcy. OMG! She needed a serious dose of reality and frankly was about to get one… only she didn’t know it.
Although this was your usual P&P love story, I think a reader would need a working knowledge of the events of Austen’s work. It isn’t a stand-alone as basic knowledge is needed on the timeline and the course of events and a knowledge of character traits and personalities. Our story deviates and takes a slight left turn after the Netherfield ball. When this story opened, the Netherfield party had already left Hertfordshire and Caroline had sent Jane her poison pen letter. After Christmas, Jane had traveled to London and was staying with her relations on Gracechurch Street. Jane had paid a call to Caroline and Louise and they were ignoring her with full intentions of dropping the connection.
On this new timeline, we are still prior to Darcy going to Kent for Easter. When Darcy paid a call to Charles [who happened to be out], he learned of Jane’s visit from the superior sisters. Caroline told him of their treatment of the country fortune-hunter and insisted he help them keep Bingley from Jane’s influence. When Darcy and Richard met with Bingley later… he could no longer keep Miss Bennet’s presence in town a secret. He confessed all.
During their meeting, they strategized and made plans as to what needed to be taken care of. In one part, they needed the expert help from our dear Colonel Fitzwilliam. Yeah, Richard was the man for the job… taking out the trash [yeah, you-know-who]. Our dear Colonel needed to send several letters… first… to Colonel Forster of the militia in Meryton. [Note: this was spelled several different ways in this story]. Letters to Mr. Bennet, the merchants and Sir William Lucas… all needed to be warned so they could protect their daughters and the merchants had to be warned regarding debts.
Most of the consequences of those letters happened off the page. In fact, most of the story happened off the page. We knew things were happening or were at least put into motion… but we didn’t see it. We only heard about it. Our only concern were several threads… one where Darcy was getting his act together with Elizabeth. The second was Bingley securing Jane and lastly, all of the conspiring to settle Caroline in a marriage so no one would have to deal/live with her.
Enter Sir Matthew Broadhurst… a man needing… em… looking for a bride. How convenient. So, the plan was devised and all the actors were in place. This was so cute and Caroline never saw it coming. And then the story ended. Cliffhanger… not exactly… call it a pause. The next story should pick up where this left off. Otherwise there would be a lot of unanswered questions… like what happened next?
What I liked: page-time with ODC and how quickly D&E resolved their differences. Also, how they revealed Wickham’s character to Elizabeth. We didn’t have Hunsford or Darcy’s letter to alert her to Wickham’s history with the Darcy family. Although he was off the page… we knew something was about to happen. However, knowing him, he won’t take this lightly. What about Lydia? I figure she is bound to do something stupid? Will Mr. Bennet rein in her activities in time to prevent disaster? What about Lady Catherine? Lots of questions.
What I didn’t like: errors… or maybe it was editing. Something happened in chapter 10, whether it was my e-reader or a publishing problem… but there were dozens of words that had a space in the mid dle of the word. A quick read through should have caught them. Also, Colonel Forster was misspelled several different ways: Forester, Forrester.
I volunteered to read an ARC [Advanced Reader Copy] from the author. The views expressed are my own. The Rating: clean, quick read. 4-stars