It is Valentine’s early, completely dark, wet morning somewhere in Scotland, far away from civilization, next to Loch Alvie. And Hazel needs desperately to pee. Hazel is on a camping trip trying to forget that it is Valentine’s Day and that her love life is going to hell.
Liam Brody an American, who is also on a camping trip, scares her to death and this is the opportunity for the two of them to meet.
Okay…trust me, this story is funny! It is romantic of course, but I think the humorous dialogues and the crazy situations are the winners in this story.
When they met:
“You promise you’re not a homicidal maniac?”
“I promise. Although for future reference a homicidal maniac would probably promise that too before he killed you.”
I stared at him in horror.
“But I’m not one.”
And later on:
“You know, you could stop talking about the fact that you’ve seen me in such a vulnerable position,”
“We all need to pee,” Liam said matter-of-factly. “It’s not like I caught you taking a sh_”
“Tra la lah!”
“I can’t believe you actually tra la lah-ed. No one tra la lahs.”
“I do…when I ‘m trying to stop rude Americans discussing my bodily functions.”
“We all need to sh_”
“Tra la la la lah, la la la lah!”
So, much much later with her best friend:
“I met a man on Valentine’s day. I fell in love.”
“In a day?”
“In a day.”
“Are you sure you both weren’t just really, really drunk?”
Hahaha
Yes, it is kismet.
Hazel and Liam will end up spending the Valentine’s Day together and having an excellent time. And then the morning after comes and Liam has a few secrets to share...
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