Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

by Mat Waugh, Evgeniya Averina (Illustrator)

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Also available in the Awesome Jokes Books for children 5 and up.PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!

Genres: Childrens

100 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 8, 2018

Reviews

[Petrula · Rating 5 out of 5]

Jokes totally for me😃

[Bonnie Dale Keck · Rating 5 out of 5]

kindle unlimited, had read/reviewed each single book, then each set, then he went on to do series of joke books which just now getting to on read/review, but list below. Please remember, these are for kids and in most cases by kids, so remember that in reviewing, it's supposed to be for whichever age group, not for adults, doesn't matter if you find it funny or not, and if the kids read it but you review it based on you, that's totally against the point of a review. As for some on whatever amazon site/country, more this one pretty sure, what little things you considered 'bad language' were totally minor and me or the kids would have totally missed it being that, it wasn't that bad and I have heard much worse coming out of gamer kids' etc mouths when they don't realize an adult is listening, kids either think things are funny or not funny, 'rude' and 'bad' is pretty much an adult concept.

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[Fred whitfield · Rating 5 out of 5]

very good