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Another Mental Issue
The six shorts are:
Bruised Meat
Ronald notices a bruise on his arm and he doesn’t remember how he got it. Soon everyone has bruises and the world is thrown into a panic as scientists try to figure out why the answer is beating the crap out of them.
Beheaded Theorists' Curriculum for the Self-Absorbed
A little Kildoneyesque fun in which a traveling priest and professor help a village help a goat get over itself before it loses its way. After lengthy debates, a madman arrives and offers a novel suggestion.
You Are Worthy of My Ignorance
A short essay inspired by that one time Pierce Morgan got upset when Ewan McGregor snubbed him.
Wendy, the Deluxe Model
Randy decides to splurge on the most life-like sex doll to date. It looks, sounds, feels, smells, and tastes just like the real thing! Best of all are the emotion chips. Now the doll loves and fears like the real thing! It also bleeds and bruises like the real thing. It can even ‘die’ like the real thing. Now connoisseurs of violence can practice their art in the safety of their own home and guilt-free because no one gets hurt!
The Domesticated Violence against Rita
When Rita keeps turning up with bruises on her body, her coworkers decide to confront her abusive boyfriend and kick his ass straight.
The Worst Shall Be First
Some people just can’t see their true worth. Fortunately, there are still some old fashioned heroes who can help out.
Bruised Meat
Ronald notices a bruise on his arm and he doesn’t remember how he got it. Soon everyone has bruises and the world is thrown into a panic as scientists try to figure out why the answer is beating the crap out of them.
Beheaded Theorists' Curriculum for the Self-Absorbed
A little Kildoneyesque fun in which a traveling priest and professor help a village help a goat get over itself before it loses its way. After lengthy debates, a madman arrives and offers a novel suggestion.
You Are Worthy of My Ignorance
A short essay inspired by that one time Pierce Morgan got upset when Ewan McGregor snubbed him.
Wendy, the Deluxe Model
Randy decides to splurge on the most life-like sex doll to date. It looks, sounds, feels, smells, and tastes just like the real thing! Best of all are the emotion chips. Now the doll loves and fears like the real thing! It also bleeds and bruises like the real thing. It can even ‘die’ like the real thing. Now connoisseurs of violence can practice their art in the safety of their own home and guilt-free because no one gets hurt!
The Domesticated Violence against Rita
When Rita keeps turning up with bruises on her body, her coworkers decide to confront her abusive boyfriend and kick his ass straight.
The Worst Shall Be First
Some people just can’t see their true worth. Fortunately, there are still some old fashioned heroes who can help out.
80 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 1, 2018
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