DNF @ 78%. Welp I'm grateful to this collection for one thing: it taught me that food stuff is definitely Not My Kink.
I mean, I kinda knew that going in, but (attempting) to read this confirmed it. Tbh, short stories are also tough for me (I have a long attention span, if that's a thing) and the ones in this collection are REALLY short. So if 1) food porn especially sugary treats revs your engine and 2) you are looking for a wide variety of super-short stories, give this a try.
Also, if this one doesn't work, Bussell has other themed collections to try - she does a great job of including diverse stories, in topic and in authors.
Somewhat spoiler-y reviews of all the stories I read are included below, the ones I liked in bold.
Six Layers of Sweetness - this one actually is kinda sweet, older woman dating again.
Turkish Delight - um, exoticism? Yeah didn’t work for me though those Turkish delights are gross lol.
Cinnamon Secrets - this FF involving candy apple is hot!!
Ice Cream That Never Melts - a stalker-y office romance? No thanks
Phone, Sex, Chocolate - I like the emotional layer to this ff story, but the sex act...yikes.
Old Fashioned Fudge - this is a story about POC but I didn’t really like the narrative voice sadly
Mulled Wine - ah those kinky gay boys & candy canes. “Let’s go find a holiday orgy” - cute.
Squirrel Nuts - a man being bossed by a woman, who enjoys being made fun of for having small balls “squirrel nuts” 😱
Sugar On Snow - sweet romance between two older women in a snowstorm.
Frosted - cinnamon roll frosting blowjob. Ew.
Just Like Candy - a fantasy hookup revolving around red lollipops
Forbidden Fruit & Honey - haha! Erotica with an edge. How surprising and nice!
Other Girls - eh. A carny & cotton candy. Don’t quite get why this one isn’t like the rest?
Cling - omg, bitches be crazy. Plus taffy.
Box of Colors - a wife gets exactly the take-charge husband she wants, and macarons. Sweet & boring.
Sugar High - I like this one because MMF and sugar but wow, what a mess.
Business Trip - mom of 2 enjoys submission from her business traveler hubby. Just when it got good it was over.
How I Learned to Love Making Strawberry Jam - a gay boy’s first time. Sweet.
Sweet Tooth - a French mistress entertains her man with candy improvised as sex toys.
Heaven on a Saturday Night - power play FFM with cake sitting. This worked for me, sigh.
Sugar Thing - a MF couple trying to give up sugar substitute sex instead when one of them cheats (eating sugar). I can relate, haha.
Lemonade - nice that the male protagonist is in a wheelchair, the neighbors bond over lemons though it did seem to come together quite fast.
Out of the Park - a baseball fantasy?! Fucked while watching the field.. I can’t get into it lol.
Cuberdons - a candy sweet in Belgium, just like this vacationing couple. Yawn.
Azucar - a beautiful piece from 1975, older Colombian woman and younger (I assume) white woman with anorexia. Loved this.
Banana Afternoon - so messy!! A woman bakes cupcakes and also has sex with her partner between.
Sugar Mama - a woman who knows what she wants uses treat to seduce & have sex with her new bf
Green Chile Chocolate - I like the ABQ setting. Otherwise the older Hispanic man / younger married white woman setup did nothing for me
Didn't read:
Rosehips Are Red
Concessions
De La Rosa
Kneading
Peppermint Delight
The Fat Box
Cupcake