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The One Ring: Special Edition
Sundays are always fun in the Martin household. You know what it’s like when you wake up fruity of a morning, and there is only one thing left to do. Take the matter in hand. And for Martin and his husband, Darren, this particular Sunday morning has more in store for them than they could ever have imagined. Still in their first flush of love, Martin and Darren live in a small flat in Cardiff, but what they lack in material wealth, they more than make up for with their imagination. What delights lurk beneath their bed? What tantalising treats do the young couple have in store for each other? And what precious object is one of them about to lose? In this hilarious, saucy romp from Author Sean Kerr, discover how Martin and Darren overcome an unexpected problem that interrupts their Sunday ritual. Socks and Newspapers will never be the same again!
- GenresM M RomanceLGBTHumor
15 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 22, 2018
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About the author
Sean Kerr
30 books189 followersI think that as I approach that milestone that is fifty, I must be one of the oldest gamers on the face of this earth. Many a day you will find me lashed to my PS4 enjoying a good session of Skyrim. Who doesn’t love a good session of Skyrim?
I love writing—I have done it since I was a child when I would happily write about the latest episode of Doctor Who (Tom Baker in those days) in my schoolbooks. Growing up and becoming a business owner with my friend Jayne left little time to pursue my dream of publication, but of late the desire and the compulsion to put words onto paper have once again dominated my life so that now, my laptop has become surgically fused to my fingertips.
There is something desperately satisfying about telling a story. My fascination with History, Religion and Conspiracy theories have, in this instance, gone hand-in-hand with my love of all things vampire, fantasy, sci-fi and horror. I drove my parents nuts when I was young because that was all I would read about in books, all I would watch on television, but they have held me in good stead, and long may my obsession with the subjects continue, at least, that is, until the day they put me in my own wooden box. And imagination is such a wonderful thing. I once had a rather vivid dream about David Tennant and the Tardis console, but I could not possibly go into details about that here. Let’s just say that my polarity was well and truly reversed.
Dead Camp is just the beginning. I have to check my knickers every day at the thought that this book is now in the public domain. My first book, and I hope the first of many. And to those out there who love to write, who love to transport us to new worlds, or old worlds with a twisted perspective, I say to you keep going. I never thought I would ever see my work available to download, and thanks to eXtasy Books, the dream that I always thought unobtainable has finally come true. So thank you all at eXtasy, I am one happy homosexual thanks to you, and thank you the reader for taking the time to read this strange tale and allowing Eli and the incomparable Malachi into your lives.
And now I really need Skyrim.
I love writing—I have done it since I was a child when I would happily write about the latest episode of Doctor Who (Tom Baker in those days) in my schoolbooks. Growing up and becoming a business owner with my friend Jayne left little time to pursue my dream of publication, but of late the desire and the compulsion to put words onto paper have once again dominated my life so that now, my laptop has become surgically fused to my fingertips.
There is something desperately satisfying about telling a story. My fascination with History, Religion and Conspiracy theories have, in this instance, gone hand-in-hand with my love of all things vampire, fantasy, sci-fi and horror. I drove my parents nuts when I was young because that was all I would read about in books, all I would watch on television, but they have held me in good stead, and long may my obsession with the subjects continue, at least, that is, until the day they put me in my own wooden box. And imagination is such a wonderful thing. I once had a rather vivid dream about David Tennant and the Tardis console, but I could not possibly go into details about that here. Let’s just say that my polarity was well and truly reversed.
Dead Camp is just the beginning. I have to check my knickers every day at the thought that this book is now in the public domain. My first book, and I hope the first of many. And to those out there who love to write, who love to transport us to new worlds, or old worlds with a twisted perspective, I say to you keep going. I never thought I would ever see my work available to download, and thanks to eXtasy Books, the dream that I always thought unobtainable has finally come true. So thank you all at eXtasy, I am one happy homosexual thanks to you, and thank you the reader for taking the time to read this strange tale and allowing Eli and the incomparable Malachi into your lives.
And now I really need Skyrim.
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June 8, 2018
Warning: Do not read while eating!!
Well this is not the kind of dirty I look for in my erotic reads, but damn that was funny and enjoyable as hell!
Well this is not the kind of dirty I look for in my erotic reads, but damn that was funny and enjoyable as hell!
June 19, 2018
WTF did I just read Lyn? 😂 4 Stars for hilarity alone.
“What sort of new hell was this, I wondered. He expected me to fish around for his ring? Fuck that shit... literally.”
June 8, 2018
I think I am currently a combination of grossed out and amused. What starts out as hot and heavy, escalates quickly to something else. The ending is the real kicker and the reason for my amusement LOL
November 8, 2020
WTF
This is seriously beyond ridiculous, but I laughed out loud at the ending, so 4* it is.
This is seriously beyond ridiculous, but I laughed out loud at the ending, so 4* it is.
May 30, 2018
This short story by Sean Kerr was indeed hilariously funny and I honestly didn't stop laughing from beginning to end. Mr Kerr certainly has a way with words and got away with some very funny euphemisms. It put me in a great mood for the day and I found myself bursting out with laughter when I would indulge in daydreaming throughout the day. We need more of these light-hearted funny stories please Mr Kerr. lol
June 15, 2018
OMG...This is hilarious.....I have no idea how I am not set in a wet patch.....Martin and Darren...husbands...Having a bit of fun on a sunday morning, then all of a sudden...a lost ring....OMG....The following home made enema is just hilarious...This really is a great short read x
May 31, 2018
Soooooo I have a little confession to make that this is my first read of Sean Kerr’s.... I know, I know slap me for that error in judgement!
This is a lighthearted short story about Martin & Darren and their Sunday morning exploits!
Oh my days this was a hilarious read and made my poor battered heart sing with joy so much so I was sniggering for hours. As a nurse myself I was totally down with the humour in this book 😁
Although it was a short story it did the job just nicely and the writing was witty, descriptive ( I almost felt I was there which was a little scary considering the unfortunate incident 😂) and just plain fun!
So c’mon guys please download this little beauty because honestly this book is an absolute tonic in itself and it made me feel so much better!
So if you’ve not read any of Sean’s work RECTify ( see what I did there?) the situation immediately and have yourself a little ole chuckle!
Top drawer stuff Mr Kerr!!!
This is a lighthearted short story about Martin & Darren and their Sunday morning exploits!
Oh my days this was a hilarious read and made my poor battered heart sing with joy so much so I was sniggering for hours. As a nurse myself I was totally down with the humour in this book 😁
Although it was a short story it did the job just nicely and the writing was witty, descriptive ( I almost felt I was there which was a little scary considering the unfortunate incident 😂) and just plain fun!
So c’mon guys please download this little beauty because honestly this book is an absolute tonic in itself and it made me feel so much better!
So if you’ve not read any of Sean’s work RECTify ( see what I did there?) the situation immediately and have yourself a little ole chuckle!
Top drawer stuff Mr Kerr!!!
June 3, 2018
Crying with laughter.
The One Ring is quite simply the funniest short story I’ve had the pleasure of reading. I was breathless with laughter and almost wet myself. One thing is certain, I’ll never look at vibrating toothbrushes, syringes or even soapy water without giggle snorting. Sean Kerr has a way with words and I’ve loved all his novels but this little gem is pure comedic genius and a must read for anyone needing a pick me up.
The One Ring is quite simply the funniest short story I’ve had the pleasure of reading. I was breathless with laughter and almost wet myself. One thing is certain, I’ll never look at vibrating toothbrushes, syringes or even soapy water without giggle snorting. Sean Kerr has a way with words and I’ve loved all his novels but this little gem is pure comedic genius and a must read for anyone needing a pick me up.
May 24, 2018
A sexy funny short story from an amazing author. Enjoying a lazy Sunday morning Darren was kinda interrupted by Martin wanting a little hot play in bed. But something goes missing oops nurse Darren to the rescue. Hahaha I loved the ending I guess Darren will be in trouble from pay backs in future..
June 8, 2018
A situation I hope to never experience.
The author tells a story I hope I never have to experience, but with a magnificent way with words, you get to live through while reading. This was so funny, and just a great pick me up. Well worth the read. Thank you for the laughs. Sorry it’s a true story.
The author tells a story I hope I never have to experience, but with a magnificent way with words, you get to live through while reading. This was so funny, and just a great pick me up. Well worth the read. Thank you for the laughs. Sorry it’s a true story.
September 23, 2018
The One Ring Special Edition: Sundays will ne....
Oh my God, this was so good. It was so funny in parts that I laughed out loud! It is definitely a must read and can be read in one setting! So many thanks, Honey Bee 🐝📚💙🎶 PS: Love this Author, He makes your feel like your in the book. 5+🌟Stars.💫
Oh my God, this was so good. It was so funny in parts that I laughed out loud! It is definitely a must read and can be read in one setting! So many thanks, Honey Bee 🐝📚💙🎶 PS: Love this Author, He makes your feel like your in the book. 5+🌟Stars.💫
October 31, 2018
🔥😂🔥😂🔥5 ROTFL Stars😂🔥😂🔥😂
I absolutely loved this steamy and hilarious romp through a Sunday morning with Darren and Martin! I couldn’t stop laughing! If you need a quick pick me up with a touch of sexy times, 1-click this delightful short story, and prepare to not pee on yourself from laughing!
I absolutely loved this steamy and hilarious romp through a Sunday morning with Darren and Martin! I couldn’t stop laughing! If you need a quick pick me up with a touch of sexy times, 1-click this delightful short story, and prepare to not pee on yourself from laughing!
November 1, 2018
I really enjoyed this book it was super funny and couldn’t put it down. I totally can relate to what happens in this book as my meds do the same thing to me every once in a while. What a great quick read.
June 22, 2018
Amazing read!
What a quirky, fun read! Sunday's will absolutely not be the same. This short story kept me entertained from beginning to end. Poor Martin!
What a quirky, fun read! Sunday's will absolutely not be the same. This short story kept me entertained from beginning to end. Poor Martin!
July 1, 2018
this was amazing.. it was funny and made me smile and i laughed so loud. i loved it and the ending was superb!
October 19, 2018
Really enjoyed this story. I was laughing from beginning to end. Can't wait to read more from this author
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July 7, 2018
Omg.....I needed this book. My home life has been crazy lately and I haven't had any time to read. I was looking for a quick read and I came across this book and I'm so glad I did because it's great, it's so good and very funny, I was laughing my head off. I can't remember the last time I read such a funny laugh out loud story. I loved it!!!!
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