Okay, so the most thrilling thing about this novel, was the synopsis. This plot was … I don’t even know what it was (and I just read a murder mystery involving a model, sign language, an attorney, and gorillas that made more sense than this).
First of all, the part that was easily the most disappointing to me, was the fact the ‘synopsis’ is really all we get to see about the ‘deaths’. The author spends so much time talking up how horrible the events on the ground are—even making the female character have a mental breakdown that she apologizes for over how bad the events are supposed to be—then he turns around and doesn’t show us anything except: Oh look! Birds! The pandemic must be over. Don’t look now, but there’s no fire coming from the village … it’s because they’re dead, just take my word for it, we won’t be heading out that way. Also, my labs been destroyed along with all of my samples and electronics that I didn’t have time to pack up and secure, but I had time to come out here and meet you guys at the airport … anyway we need to escape the local military—wait! Check out all the seaweed!! So, anyway, thanks for coming out here to rescue me…”
Next, there is no real challenge to the characters. Why would they’re be when the guys just living it big on his brothers dime? Seriously. Anything you need, throw money at it and it’s solved.
“I need to borrow like half a million dollars is that cool?”
“Not only is it cool, we’re going to give you two million because of how cool we are with giving away out money.”
Speaking of throwing money around … why did they have to use an underfunded college laboratory that needed all new equipment brought in because the school didn’t have it—when they could’ve just build a lab on their own? I get that the FBI and CIA and the other alphabets we’re questioning the scientists assistants … but why would a publicly available college lab be immune to that kind of government interference??
Also with the money thing … why on earth would the brother need to swap houses with the main character? That was just … so dumb to me. “Oh my wife likes your house, so we’re giving you a mansion with a state of the art security system that we had installed because people were after me and we felt our family might be in danger, but alas, my wife didn’t like it, so we’d like to trade for your humble, non-secure, abode which will totally keep our children safe!”
Then there was the scene with the mercenaries in the beginning, where the woman threatens to ‘stay right where she is unless they tell her what’s going on’ only for the mercenary to tell her she can stay, either way he’s leaving. Like, dude, you were hired to escort them to their destination … there is no just letting her stay behind. Can you imagine? “Sorry boss. I know you pay me enough to retire tomorrow, but somehow I just couldn’t get the woman to get on the truck. Crazy, right? Anyway, I just left her at the airport…”
The romance was probably one of the blandest, forced, unsubstantiated thing I have ever read in a novel. They’re just so in sync. So in sync. Like … so in sync, guys. Then at the end, their big ‘coming together’ moment happens in exposition where the author just glosses over it like “oh yeah, after they got shot at they were under a lot of pressure so they just couldn’t hide their feeling anymore and they got together during this time.”
Too much information was hidden. “He didn’t need to ask who these mysterious men where who showed up out of nowhere and never identified themselves. It was obvious.”
Uh … there are quite a few departments this could be—CIA, FBI, IRS (with all the money this guys been receiving from his brother it wouldn’t surprise me), plus all the other unmarked agencies they could belong to.
Anyway, this is probably one of the first books I can genuinely say—in my opinion—is just straight up bad writing. From the clunky dialogue to the weird icy-warm romance, to the plot just being all over the damn place—hell, not even the secret hitman sent to kill the guy was exciting. The characters motives made zero sense and their backstories were just comically bad. “I saw a kid with pus in his eye, and then my wife made me pray before dinner, and suddenly … I was a changed man!”
“I haven’t spoken to my brother in 4 years because he stole the woman I loved and he’s a billionaire prick … okay, technically he never stole the girl I loved. She always loved my brother first before she even knew who I was. I just really liked her once we finally got introduced and kind of lusted after her … then my brother married her and I was jealous…” (what even was this ‘plot point’?)
Like I said, this was just … bad, bad, bad. All the way through. Like it was churned out with not even a single consideration for the most basic questions the reader might ask.