Moderately ridiculous but generally entertaining fantasy lesbian romance. Not going to argue with that, but am going to make snarky comments:
King Soltran: My daughter is being pursued by an assassin, and I must keep her safe. The obvious thing to do is hire an acrobat to be her bodyguard. It's perfect -- the acrobat is secretly a girl, so Shasta's virtue won't be at risk.
Captain Vaughn: I'm teaching the lad -- ha ha -- to be a soldier. I'm one of the only people who knows the boy -- ha -- is really a girl...the only other person who knows is the king. Oh, and the girl's sisters. And the nurse. And the chambermaid...anyway, HUGE secret, but it's fine, because she's the Best Recruit I've Ever Had. (I mean 'he'. Heh.)
Talon: Sounds good to me! I'm cool with putting my sisters up for collateral -- if I fail (even though I have no bodyguard-specific training), they'll be beaten or killed. NBD. I think the princess is a total brat, but I totally don't mind that I only get about one day off per year.
Shasta: *Makes daisy chains*
King Soltran: My daughter's making a fool of herself, throwing herself at her bodyguard, but it doesn't bother me because I know the guard isn't a man. Even if everyone else thinks it's wildly inappropriate and her virtue's at risk.
Bria: I'm Talon's sister. I've never been whipped because I have valuable singing talent (79), unless it's convenient to the story, in which case I have been whipped before (205). But that doesn't matter, because I'm busy throwing myself at the villain. He clearly doesn't love me, but he's rich! And handsome! And my big 'brother' will protect me...unless I make a choice 'he' disagrees with, in which case I'll be thrown into an obviously miserable marriage and written off completely.
Villains: Very conveniently, we're all either so slimy we leave grease marks, or we smell. Or both.
Lyris: I'm the other sister. The holy one, apparently, which means that I have visions and shave my head but am conveniently available every time big 'brother' wants me around.
Shasta: I know I need to learn how to run the country, since I am the crown princess and all now, but I'm just so excited about going sledding. Freeeeeedom!
Talon: Hey -- did I ever tell you why I'm named Talon? No? Well, I guess it's either that my parents knew from birth that I wasn't like other girls or that I picked my name for myself when I was ten. I've been Talon so long that I don't remember if I ever had another name.
Captain Vaughn: This 'boy' has done me proud. I've been training him for like a year and he's already 'an expert in battle theory, in command protocol, in nearly every aspect of a soldier's duties save actual combat experience' (136). That last part isn't important, anyway.
King Soltran: What? Somebody made yet another attempt on my daughter's life? And her bodyguard saved her again? KILL HIM! I MEAN HER!
Shasta: My soldiers deserve better than gruel! Raid all the local farms. I will do right by my people. While I'm at it, by the way, take note: I care more about my lover than the country I'm responsible for, and I will act accordingly.
Villain: Did I mention that, in addition to being greasy and smelly, when I fight it's with 'a squeal that was almost girlish' (373)? It doesn't seem to bother me that this is treated as an insult in a book that's otherwise trying to do some entertaining gender-bending.
Shasta:: Yeah... the villains killed my dad...and my brother...and tried to kill me...but they're still family. That trumps traitorous actions.
Talon: Well, then, that's okay. All's well that ends well.