Zombies these days are a dime a dozen. But 9-year-old murdering cannibals? Not so common. Mercy ‘Pinprick’ Proorice enjoys a good, hot meal. The fresher, the better. Her hapless guardian John Coppe longs for the retiring life as a house steward. To get away from Mercy, he would even settle for scullery boy. No suck luck. PINPRICK: The fast-paced story of yet another psychotic child who’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants—when she wants it, or there’ll be hell to pay. You’ll not be sorry you bought this book.