Where do I even begin?
Let's start with an interview I listened to, featuring Charlotte Byrd. She basically made it sound like she chose romance and self-publishing because of the success of 50 Shades and the romance genre as a whole. For money. There was literally nothing about how she loves romance, writing, and was inspired to put her own stories out there. I've read this and Tangled Up In Ice. Both feature a billionaire leading man (in her own words, she writes billionaire romances...nothing wrong but...ok) and a writer leading lady....who live in an apartment they share with their supposed best friend (more on that later).
The writing, characters and pace are all fucking flat. She (Charlotte) puts in the bare minimum of effort. I wish I didn't have to say this but it's true and I'm not going to lie.
You can mock the Fifty Shades trilogy and even the 365 Days film (Which I hated but still want to read them whenever they plan on being released in English)....Are they the best? No. But you know what both of those romance stories had? EFFORT. And the authors genuinely love the story they are writing and have put their hearts into it. Byrd? It's like she just typed it all up in one night and popped it out there.
Ellie? Dark-haired, self-conscious, NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
Her supposed best friend Caroline? Thin, blonde, and pretty. Oh but shallow because...she's what I just mentioned, as well as rich, and sexually liberated? She enjoys dressing up, make-up, that sort of thing? Piss off. I have seen this way too many times where the lead has a 'best-friend' but describes her as shallow, she's written as shallow, the main character's narration SHITS ALL OVER HER BUT HAS NO PROBLEM STEALING FROM HER FUCKING CLOSET. HEY. I THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO SKINNY AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF WEIGHT BUT SOMEHOW YOU CAN FIT INTO HER STUFF? AND TAKE IT WITHOUT ASKING!? YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE. AND YOU HAVE THE GODDAMN NERVE TO SUDDENLY, NEAR THE END, PROCLAIM YOURSELF A FEMINIST. DO A LOT OF THEM EAT EACHOTHER LIKE SHARKS? YES. BUT THE GOOD ONES, THE ONES WHO PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTHS ARE, SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
What other tropes were fisted into this thing? (No pun intended).
-"I've never told anyone that before" (You've known her, literally bought her at a sex auction, for 30 MINUTES. HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU SHE MIGHT JUST BE A SELFISH GOLD-DIGGING WENCH WHO COULD LITERALLY SPILL HER GUTS TO THE PRESS? WERE THERE NDA AGREEMENTS AT THIS YACHT PARTY? IDK, I CAN'T REMEMBER.)
-"I don't know why but I just feel like I can tell you anything."
-No one's ever done anything like this for me before (Well, of course not honey, not everyone is super-rich enough to rent out an entire library. Do you mean no one has ever put this much thought or care into doing something nice for you? If so, I think you need to re-evaluate several things, yourself included. Why don't you swallow your pride and GET THERAPY!?)
Look. It's late. I finished The Bachelorette episode. I'm stressed about the election, my mother, and several other things. I'm tired. I will be continuing with Byrd's work, if only so I have something to rant about. I hope it gets better. But I'm not getting my hopes up.