At the beginning of the book, we meet Bekka. a young lady who just found out her boyfriend is actually engaged to someone else. Don't you hate when that happens? I know I do! She's taking the elevator up to her apartment when it stops and she realizes she's stuck. Obviously being stuck in an elevator is a great time to think about things, maybe even express all the things you didn't get a chance to tell your scumbag ex-boyfriend.
"Fuck you and your stupid tiny penis. Fuck you and your 'you came, right?' after thirty fucking seconds when, no, dumbshit, of course, I didn't come. Are you kidding me?"
That's when I knew Bekka and I needed to be BFF's - I'm pretty sure I've yelled those exact words... Anyway, she's yelling all this in the broken elevator when Adam literally drops in to save the day. By save the day, I mean give her lots of orgasms. Which is precisely why I've just added the elevator to the list of bookish places I want to do naughty things.
Private Prick was a very short book. It only took a couple hours to read. It was steamy as heck, you may want to have a fire extinguisher nearby in case your kindle explodes. We got to know Bekka pretty well, but I feel like I barely got to know Adam - aside from his incredible sexy-time skills. Which was fine, I'm adult enough to admit it, I didn't pick this book up looking for well-developed characters.
Anyway, this book deserves at least 5 stars because it is responsible for the sexiest bookish line I've ever heard, "I'm spread for him like a dirty book, and he's primed to lick every word off the page." I'm sure it could be turned into a great pick up line for the right person... Happy reading and don't forget to thank me in the morning!