What in the fresh hell is this flaming pile of poo???
(psssst...obligatory ***Spoilers Ahead!!!*** tag. Turn back now if you don't want to be spoiled!)
I am having trouble even trying to process what just happened here. HOW could Ward have screwed up this story so badly? I didn't think it was possible to drop the ball and have it roll so far under the damn couch. By writing this review I'm over here sticking my arm underneath the furniture, cringing at the dust bunnies that I'm touching while retrieving Ward's ball. In case you can't figure out the symbolism, the dust bunnies are the random WTF? moments in this story that I'm going to have to talk about.
I came out of review-writing sabbatical FOR THIS CRAP?
How is it even possible for me to have to 1 star a book in one of my most-beloved series of all time? I mean, sure, the BDB has had cringe-worthy and frustrating moments before, but not on this scale.
EVERY SINGLE plot direction went awry in this book. Every. Single. One.
Let's dig in, shall we?
1. Qhuinn finally done lost it. You know, I never fully jumped on the 'Q's an a-hole' train before now. I kind of felt like people went in too hard on him in the past. He had a whole lot of hell to deal with in his life, and no one to teach him how to get past it. Blay, on the other hand, had the nurturing and loving that was necessary to shape him into a decent human being vampire. But all of that went out the window when HE PULLED A MOTHEREFFING GUN on the mother of his child and SHOT UP A ROOM that his children were in.
And Layla was the one who needed to exit? If I were Wrath, both of their asses would have been tossed out on the street (and I sympathized with Layla in this situation).
I didn't even care about the Blay drama (which was completely unnecessary when there was Layla drama going on...too many open plots going, imo. Q and B should have worked out their lingering baggage in a previous or future book.). Yeah, so Q went off and said something he didn't mean to Blay. Big deal. Who hasn't done that? Are we just going to ignore that the meathead shot a damn gun in the house??? Layla should have been spitting angry. Yes, like a lizard or a dragon or whatever real or imagined creature spits.
And the fact that NO ONE is trying to put Q in therapy is a head scratcher. He has REAL issues that need to be dealt with.
*Edit* Also need to add that Qhuinn denying his own daughter affection and care because she looked like her mom is all kinds of wrong and f*cked up.
2. Wrath shuts down Xcor's execution. To be fair, I think that Wrath was the only one who would have been able to shut it down. But how was Wrath able to 'get over it' so quickly? Yes, Wrath can smell the truth, but if I was him, I would have wanted to know more, or I would have at least made Xcor jump through a few more hoops before giving him full access to conjugal visits with Layla in a BDB-owned property. Was this lazy writing on the author's part to move the story along so she had time to fit eleventybillion other plot finishers into one book? Did it occur to her that she could have wrapped up X and L's story while still leaving loose ends with Xcor and the others? More on this later when we get to Tohr's role in this debacle.
3. Layla and Xcor finally get it on in the most boring climax (no pun intended) ever. Layla finally quits dancing around her feelings in front of the brothers and you'd think that she'd have to fight hard to get epic alone time (maybe sex in a forbidden place while on the run). But nope. Wrath gives the go-ahead nod, and the injured walk to the bedroom for some loving and underdeveloped sex. Yawn. THIS was what we've been waiting for?
And why did Layla wait so long to spill the beans about Tohr? Why not say something when Xcor was ABOUT TO BE KILLED??? Maybe that would have given V or Tohr at least a moment's pause? WTF woman?
Also, I found it weird that X and L didn't end up discussing the kids until further in the book. Oh, btw, I had the twins honey.
4. Trez and Selena redux. Too Soon. Too Soon. This shouldn't have come up for at least another 5 books down the road. I would've rather had a peek at Marhkus instead. Trez should be living and trying to cope for a while, while we see him spending time drawing close to iAm and his sister in law (I would've liked to have seen a Catra cameo) and working on that family unit.
*Edit* I realize that Selena is tied to Lassiter stepping into his new role, so I get what happened to a point. I just wish that Lassiter had been able to find something else to dig in to, instead of this right now.
...and again with the 'little to no questions' angle. Okay, so he might not be wanting to look a pain-reducing gift-horse in the mouth, but why aren't we seeing at least a slight bit of the brain swirl that must be happening to him? He vaguely understands that Therese is 'different' from Selena (although not so different, when we as the reader know that she is a reincarnation), but 'new girl' really only looks like his Chosen. Her personality seems drastically different. And I guess this is good for moving on? *shrug* But he takes to Therese like a duck to water.
She's familiar. She's different. She's familiar. She's different. My mind would be working overtime. Trez just gets a migraine. Cool, I guess...
5. Tohr Part 1. Tohr also done lost his mind. What was that garbage with Layla? The BDB have never been the most forward-thinking feminists, but they've always at least been somewhat respectful to the women. Most of their borderline sexism comes from off-color (generally meant to be lighthearted) comments and 'guy talk'...not from going toe-to-toe with the ladies. This scene had me feeling all kinds of uncomfortable. It didn't ring authentic to Tohr, even if he was due to snap. I would have preferred a long, drag-out, knock-down scene with Wrath (or Xcor) to this mess.
6. Tohr Part 2. AT BEST, Tohr and X could have had a tentative handshake (even that would have been pushing it...a head nod would have worked for me) and an understanding that they would come back to their feelings later. AT BEST. This 'happy little bow' garbage was rushed and wrong for this book.
7. Tohr Part 3. I'm not telling him to get over Wellsie, but...he's being unfair to Autumn. She STILL reads as a begrudging number 2 by an extra-long-overextended mile. In retrospect, his story would have worked better had he returned to the Brotherhood as a single man and gone at least a few more years (Lord knows we'll still be reading this series then...we still haven't seen Phury's predicted baby or Murhder's return) before finding Autumn. Maybe then, he wouldn't have been dealing with such fresh wounds that weren't even close to being ready to heal. FFS, poor Autumn has the patience of a saint. She doesn't deserve being Tohr's sex toy who he happens to also care about, but not deeply love as much as he should.
8. V and Jane - again. Sigh. I don't even know what to say here. This is not the first or even second go-round with these two. We're spoon-fed lies about how this couple functions differently than other couples, but are still (supposedly) very much functioning. But they're not, as witnessed in this book (which contradicts the last awkward no-baby-let's-fistbump conversation). And I don't care. V wants to cheat. I don't care. V feels distant from Jane. I don't care. I really hope that all of this is at least leading up to a scene where we finally see something worthwhile from these two. An epic reunion (and finally putting this mess to bed) is in order.
9. Throe gets creepy and the lore goes wonky. So we have extra magic now? Did I miss Throe's tie to the Omega, or was new world magic just plopped into the story that didn't exist before? I thought Lash was coming back? I'm so confused.
*Edit * I found out after reading a Ward fan gathering Q & A that Throe's book/shadow situation is tied to Davina (from the Fallen Angels series, another Ward offering) trying to break free, and that Lash will be back, and that there will be some changes coming for The Omega, so I guess there is a reason for all of this nonsense, even if it was introduced in a weird way that I don't like.
And I don't understand why Throe had a respectable, almost redeemable moment in the Fallen Angels series if he was just gonna end up this far gone. I wish that dark savior moment of his had never happened because it still messes with my head. I keep thinking that Throe's villain turn might be temporary, but nah...I guess we're going full V. And that's fine. The series needs villains. I just wish that we hadn't seen brief snippets of Throe as a potential ally for good in the past.
10. The ending - a.k.a. The Brady Bunch ain't got nothing on these brothers. There was NO reason the BoB needed to move into the mansion. None. With all of the property that the BDB owns? They couldn't have been given their own barracks/dorm/apartment complex/office building/old ranch, hospital, amusement park, whatever? Yes, they're all gonna fight together now *wonder twins brother powers activate!* Yippee! (?) But in the same damn house? So we're just trusting them with the kids now after one fight? Again, we as the readers know that the BoB aren't all bad, but the Brothers aren't privy to the info that we get.
Come.
On.
Now.
I thought I recoiled when Rhage called Ruhn son. Boy, was I only getting warmed up for the main event. Ward went full summer camp with this BS. Xcor and Qhuinn bonding? Q letting X hold the babies? We couldn't have had this happen S-L-O-W-L-Y over the course of a few books? In THIS book, we might have seen Q being okay with X and Layla being together, but not ready for the kids to get up close and personal just yet. And that would've been more organic. X could have been patient and been happy just to have his girl for now. He could have bonded with the kids in the future.
As well...
Not everyone has to be related.
Not everyone has to work together.
Not everyone has to live together.
Sometimes people can just be respectful acquaintences, or buddies on the 'let's grab a beer on Friday' level. They don't all have to love and hug and share Christmas together.
What's next? Are the rest of the Shadows and some Sympaths going to join the fray? And by 'join', I mean hang out in the world's largest billiards room? Perhaps the dining hall could be expanded to a cafeteria.
Fritz must have one hell of a staff to clean up after these people who can't seem to do it for themselves...ever.
I feel like I might have more to say after I'm able to process more, but this is what I've got for now.