Okay...I can do this.
The Beautiful and the Damned:
3/5 stars
This story was about two selfish people who fall in 'love' that doesn't understand the concept of work. As a result, despite coming from privilege places, they severely struggle in their lives. There was a lot of tense parts in this book and a lot of flat parts as well. There were some stages where I was really into it and some stages where I could care less. It also ended very flat. There was so much build up near the end, and yes it had a perfect last line, but it suddenly just dropped and it was just...what? Definitely not a favourite of this man's works.
The Offshore Pirate:
3.5/5 stars
I am not gonna lie, I was really into this one. This was going to be a solid 5/5 for me. It was vibrant. The characters were so colourful and it was just a fun story that made me smile so much. And then that ending happened. I understand why it had that ending, but it made the story a lie and it made me so disappointed. It dropped it down from 5 to 3.5 for me.
The Ice Palace:
5/5 stars
I really loved this one. A girl moves up North with her partner and it just completely unused to it. She becomes stuck in something called the Ice Palace as a result. This was just a really interesting one about a girl who was just in a very different place, and in a sense a culture, that she was not used to. It was just well done, and there was nothing about this story that I could really fault with.
Head and Shoulders:
5/5 stars
Okay, I loved how this was written. It was a fun story about these two people who met with very different minds and careers and how it drastically changed throughout their life. I absolutely adored it. This is my favourite of this collection because it was just such a fun read. And I feel the need to share with you this absolute brilliant line.
""Here's another," chirped Horace eagerly, and the fat man's mouth dropped suddenly agape as he watched this pink-jerseyed Prometheus again defy the gods and Isaac Newton."
Bernice Bobs Her Hair
4/5 stars
The rating was generous for this story. It was still an entertaining story though. A girl whom is deemed beautiful but uninteresting goes to her cousin (I believe it was her cousin) to a try and be more interesting. This was, as I said, an entertaining read but not one I would read again.
The Diamond as Big as the Ritz
2.5/5 stars
This is where it starts to get weird. This is kind of a discovery story where this family find this giant diamond that builds their fortune, but this diamond is secret because of the mere size of it and this family is determined on hiding it. A boy is invited to their home and is introduced to their luxury. As I said, a bit strange especially for this author. It did have it moments, despite me being so confused.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
2/5 stars
The book ended weird. A boy is born, as an old man. He moves through his life with his parents insisting on his age as a six month old, five year old etc when in fact he is much beyond his years. This potently could be a humourous story but admittedly I DNFed it because I really was not into it. Again, there was a lot of confusion.
So overall, I'm giving this three stars. I am not going to lie, there was times where this was a real struggle to get through.