Last night I was looking for something short to read before I went to bed. I chose this book because the heroine, Marigold, is a witch who's not scarecrow thin and the hero, Mictain, is an Aztec God who works for Satan. You don't see a lot of Aztec characters in romance. That was what really drew me in. So, I bought the Kindle edition for $4.50. I want $2.25 back.
I'm only asking for half of my money because I liked Mictain quite a bit, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's back up a bit.
We meet Marigold as she's mixing a potion that she believes will get rid of her freckles. Right before she drinks it she turns and finds Death standing behind her. It's Mictain, the Aztec god of death. He's swooping up souls for Satan and Marigold's next, just as soon as she drinks that potion. Marigold though, she refuses to drink the deadly potion and gets all sassy with Mictain.
Time out.
I understand that Marigold's supposed to be wit personified, as well as ballsy. I get that but, dude, you're getting sassy with Death. You might not want to piss him off. Marigold obviously doesn't want to die but she's giving Death the metaphorical middle finger. It's incongruous.
After giving Mictain lip, Marigold asks him back to her house the next night for dinner. She just wants to sleep with Mictain. I mean she gets a Brazilian wax for him and everything. She puts perfume on her "pubes". Yes, pubes was the word used. That word is the anti-sexy, in case you were wondering.
While we're talking about things that are the anti-sexy, I would like to put Marigold under the heading of Anti-sexy. I understand women who are bold and confident. Those women are indeed sexy. Marigold is more like a cranky cat in heat. I could picture her humping furniture. At one point, Marigold goes out to a club wearing skintight leather pants and a sheer belly shirt with no bra underneath. Hoes-R-Us was having a bargain basement sale and I think Marigold was the first one in the door.
Luckily, Marigold was balanced out by Mictain. Mictain was the cutest Aztec god of death ever. He was really bad at interrogation and not quick on his feet when he was confronted with the fact that a human could see him. I wanted to pinch Mictain's cheeks.
Satan was also a pretty funny character in this story. He was kind of like a mischevious child in a couple of the scenes. He liked to pop in and sneak up on people.
Basically, I liked the men in this story and Marigold made me roll my eyes. A lot. I've been coming across a lot of heroines like her. Women who are supposed to be witty and tough but just come off as snarky, annoying and lacking in common sense. Did I mention that she mouthed off to Satan too? Yeah, I know. I couldn't believe it either.
All in all, as annoying as Marigold was, I would try Eve Langlais again. The whole Aztec god thing wasn't something I don't see a lot of and like I said, I liked Satan and Mictain.