Update 2025: This bullshit is being turned into a movie??? I mean...I guess they can only improve it? Remove the narration and maybe it'll be ok?
Do you like to be insulted and offended?
Do you enjoy plots that go nowhere?
Do you love to read long rants of self-indulgent whining and hypocrisy?
Do you prefer characters who grow slower than a shark fetus develops into a shark? (The shortest known gestation rate for a shark is 4-5 months for a bonnethead shark, the longest gestation rate is probably that of the Frilled Shark at 3-4 years, just so you have some perspective.)
If you answered yes to two or more of these questions, congratulations, THIS is the book FOR YOU!
You've heard of angry sex? I have angry reads. If a book makes me mad, I will finish it - I won't enjoy it and I will ask myself throughout the read, "Why am I not stopping?" And when an author writes himself into the book as a character of one of these hate reads, as Mr. Tosches has done here, I find the fine line of "do I hate the character or do I hate the author or both?" How much of Mr. Tosches is actually this character? I don't know, I don't care, I just know his ego is probably way bigger than it deserves to be.
Sure, he's excellent at writing different styles. He presents different perspectives in entirely different formats.
But they all sound the same.
His character development went nowhere and in the case of his "Nick" character, it sometimes contradicted itself and left me confused. Early on, it sounded as though his diabetes left him impotent, but the next chapter he was having sex without a problem and the rest of the book talked a lot about his sexual successes and desires. Perhaps I misunderstood, perhaps it was for a different character - I'm not sure, but the biggest issue is: I don't care.
And that sums up the attitude of the characters to the plot: they don't care about it.
And why should they? The author doesn't. He spends most of the beginning on a self indulgent whine of life, death, how much apathy he has for people in general (including the reader) and skims the actual plot. The complaint about the publishing industry? Around 25 pages. The trip to Italy and back, with forged IDs and murders? Five pages.
The great mystery of who wrote the rest of the Divine Comedy? I didn't realize that was even a plot point until he went off on a few pages of "I KNOW WHO WROTE IT." Congrats? I didn't realize we were supposed to wonder about it? "It's so-and-so!" Oh. Great. Never touched upon again.
The writing is full of purple prose and sentences that take up half a page, only to be followed by extremely short, supposedly poignant sentence fragments.
This book was like a bag of potato chips filled mostly with air and the chips were stale and flavorless, but all the professional reviews made me think I was going to get a 4 course dinner cooked by one of the best chefs in all the world.
I'd suggest skipping this book. Or, if you really want to read it, start around page 135, where the useless backstory/ranting ends.