From the Avengers Case Files of Phil Coulson: Grocery shopping is necessary, Tony's a little too proud of his tech, Captain America's lost on the streets of New York, and sometimes social injustice just happens.
Phil Coulson's the one who's got to write this nonsense up, and he is not their PR Manager.
This is the short that introduces the delightfully outrageous OC Drew and his exasperated boyfriend Shawn. Yes, it has a bit of "message" in with the ridiculousness, but you'll be too busy grinning even if you're the sort who might usually mind.
N.b., I had originally only given this short story 3★ because it's what I sometimes consider "not enough" for more (and which Goodreads would no longer properly allow even listing), but I enjoy these tales too much to not go up to 4★.