According to Shaffer’s titbits of philosophy gossip, the general level of relationship success found by the philosophical types is so bad that on one hand it should warn lay people against ever dating philosophers, and on the other hand, persuade philosophy graduates to pursue their great loves with an attitude of humility.
Abelard, Althusser, Aristotle, Augustine, Beauvoir, Camus, Descartes, Engels, Hegel, Hume, Kant, Kierkegaard, Rand, Rousseau, Sartre, Socrates, Thoreau, or Tolstoy – to name just a few – may have been noteworthy thinkers, but as lovers, they were frankly a disaster. Also, they were basically all hypocrites. Virtually none of them practiced what they preached, which isn’t to say that their preaching was faultless.
The book has a couple of pages dedicated to each philosopher, and after the part about their disastrous encounter with love, there’s a quote which points to their arrogance or hypocrisy, or the irony of the situation. If you read this book, you’ll learn some fun, terrifying and gag-inducing facts:
-Abelard had his penis cut off by his father-in-law as revenge for getting his daughter pregnant. She was tutored by Abelard, who was twice her age.
-Althusser strangled his wife to death, but he swore it was an accident; he was only trying to massage the front of her neck.
-Camus divorced his first wife after he learned that she had sex with her doctor in exchange for morphine. He was averse to drug use.
-Descartes had sex only one time in his life, and as bad luck would have it, he got the woman pregnant.
-Engels pretended to be the father of Marx’s illegitimate son, to save Marx's marriage. He revealed the truth on his deathbed.
- Rousseau, who publicly championed conventional moral codes, was in fact a flasher and had a spanking fetish.
-Beauvoir and Sartre legally adopted their lovers to insure the sanctity of their literary legacies.
This book isn’t meant to be taken serious. It’s all for a bit fun and horror at the expense of influential philosophers.