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Kissing Regina Mills
Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV)
Relationship: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan
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“The name is just for show. It’s supposed to bring out some of your deeper desires. Spurs you to act on them,” Regina explains, even though Emma stopped paying attention several words ago.
Their eyes lock, and Emma feels that same prickling sensation on the back of her neck.
“Is there… anything you want to do?” Regina asks finally.
It’s like a flick of a switch.
(It's a late night in the vault and Emma accidentally kisses Regina Mills)
Relationship: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan
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“The name is just for show. It’s supposed to bring out some of your deeper desires. Spurs you to act on them,” Regina explains, even though Emma stopped paying attention several words ago.
Their eyes lock, and Emma feels that same prickling sensation on the back of her neck.
“Is there… anything you want to do?” Regina asks finally.
It’s like a flick of a switch.
(It's a late night in the vault and Emma accidentally kisses Regina Mills)
288 pages, ebook
Published July 5, 2018
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April 11, 2022
Damn.
This is hot. Very hot. Unfairly sexy.
Miscanteloupe owes me for an overheated phone, thanks in advance.
It's Once Upon a Time fanfic. Don't worry if you don't watch the show. Because it's crazy and SMOKING hot and crack-ish and funny. ALL THE EXPLICIT SCENES ARE JUST...yes.
Woooo, thank you everyone who suggested this one.
I need to read this again.
This is hot. Very hot. Unfairly sexy.
Miscanteloupe owes me for an overheated phone, thanks in advance.
It's Once Upon a Time fanfic. Don't worry if you don't watch the show. Because it's crazy and SMOKING hot and crack-ish and funny. ALL THE EXPLICIT SCENES ARE JUST...yes.
Woooo, thank you everyone who suggested this one.
I need to read this again.
July 9, 2018
I officially have a new favorite misscanteloupe. Here we’re given a good dose of her humor, her ability to write amazing chemistry, pining between the characters that the reader can feel, and really hot explicit scenes.
I don’t really have much to add to other reviews, so…I’ll leave it to them to sell it!
I don’t really have much to add to other reviews, so…I’ll leave it to them to sell it!
July 9, 2018
Oh geez just when I think i'm slowly getting over OUAT and my evil Queen/Regina obsession I come across Jhosy's review of this fic (thanks again Jhosy 😉). (Re-watching season 1 might also not be helping said obsession.)
This had me laughing so often! The mix between comedy and smut is superbly written. Don't even get me started on the fantastic chemistry between Regina and Emma, this author clearly knows how to write. She even got me to really like Zelina, until reading this I thought that was impossible. I will definitely be checking out some other works by her because her writing is just too good to stay away from. I'd absolutely recommend this for SQ fans but even those who don't watch the show might get a kick out of reading this.
This had me laughing so often! The mix between comedy and smut is superbly written. Don't even get me started on the fantastic chemistry between Regina and Emma, this author clearly knows how to write. She even got me to really like Zelina, until reading this I thought that was impossible. I will definitely be checking out some other works by her because her writing is just too good to stay away from. I'd absolutely recommend this for SQ fans but even those who don't watch the show might get a kick out of reading this.
July 17, 2018
4.5 Stars for this Once Upon a Time fanfic.
I'm not fully versed in this fandom so any nuanced references, I miss. However, you don't need to be to enjoy this story. So far it is my favorite by misscanteloupe.
Regina Mills (Mayor, previously "Evil Queen", adopted mom of Henry) enlists Emma Swan (Sheriff, biological mother of Henry) to assist her with labeling bottles of magic potions. Emma takes a potion she thought was for stamina but in fact it was "Liquid Courage". Emma kisses Regina. And likes it. And away we go!
The rest of the story is a lot of flirting, kissing, and MORE. There is also Henry and Regina's sister Zelena obvious attempts at match making. I love Zelena in this story. Here she is scolding Emma.
"And the two of you are stubborn twats. How hard is it or you to shag my sister? She is related to me. She's bloody beautiful."
The chemistry between Regina and Emma is off the charts. Now this is how you write sizzling chemistry. I don't think I've read any romance book with as much kissing as this story. So sexy and hot. During one kissing session -
"It's possibly the most sensual, filthiest kiss Emma's ever experienced. Regina moans her approval..."
misscanteloupe wrote one of the longest hottest slow burn romances I've ever read. And when they do get past the kissing. Whoa... Add humor and you've got a can't miss story.
I'm not fully versed in this fandom so any nuanced references, I miss. However, you don't need to be to enjoy this story. So far it is my favorite by misscanteloupe.
Regina Mills (Mayor, previously "Evil Queen", adopted mom of Henry) enlists Emma Swan (Sheriff, biological mother of Henry) to assist her with labeling bottles of magic potions. Emma takes a potion she thought was for stamina but in fact it was "Liquid Courage". Emma kisses Regina. And likes it. And away we go!
The rest of the story is a lot of flirting, kissing, and MORE. There is also Henry and Regina's sister Zelena obvious attempts at match making. I love Zelena in this story. Here she is scolding Emma.
"And the two of you are stubborn twats. How hard is it or you to shag my sister? She is related to me. She's bloody beautiful."
The chemistry between Regina and Emma is off the charts. Now this is how you write sizzling chemistry. I don't think I've read any romance book with as much kissing as this story. So sexy and hot. During one kissing session -
"It's possibly the most sensual, filthiest kiss Emma's ever experienced. Regina moans her approval..."
misscanteloupe wrote one of the longest hottest slow burn romances I've ever read. And when they do get past the kissing. Whoa... Add humor and you've got a can't miss story.
July 8, 2018
Pfoargh Nellie!! misscanteloupe seriously turned on the heat with this one. Delicious play between Emma and Regina with lots of flirting, kissing and sexy-times. Regina is turning Emma in one big flustering mess and it’s exactly how I like it. Well done!
f/f this fic should come with its own scoville scale ranking (!)
Themes: Thanksgiving and Christmas with the Charmings and the Mills family, Zelena is a hoot, Henry is skating on thin ice with operation Swan Queen, baby Jezus keeps popping up everywhere.
5 stars
f/f this fic should come with its own scoville scale ranking (!)
Themes: Thanksgiving and Christmas with the Charmings and the Mills family, Zelena is a hoot, Henry is skating on thin ice with operation Swan Queen, baby Jezus keeps popping up everywhere.
5 stars
April 4, 2021
I was really wanting to read about some pining and yearning and I couldn't think of anything besides Swanqueen fanfic.
July 6, 2018
Wow ... Just ... Wow ...
This is the kind of narrative that grabs you up from the first few paragraphs to the last point.
I guess I've never read a story with scenes of kisses as well described as this. Like, the author devotes several paragraphs to describe the characters kissing and damn, this was a splendidly job.
In this narrative it is necessary to have a little knowledge about the show and its characters, but nothing that a quick search in wikia doesn't solve it. If you're really interested in reading a good story with humor, cuteness and lots of erotic and sexy scenes ... That shouldn't be a problem.
The story begins with Emma accompanying Regina in her vault, where Regina was "forced" by Snow to create some potions to raise money for a cause. Emma ends up taking a potion that serves as an incentive for her deeply wishes and then kisses Regina.
They go through several sexually charged encounters that culminate in them making out and eventually having sex.
Anyway, not to extend the review, this was a great story that undoubtedly deserves 5 stars. Snow and baby jesus were hilarious.
Oh yes ... The story also has some of the best sex scenes I've ever read and I've read a lot of it.
This is the kind of narrative that grabs you up from the first few paragraphs to the last point.
I guess I've never read a story with scenes of kisses as well described as this. Like, the author devotes several paragraphs to describe the characters kissing and damn, this was a splendidly job.
In this narrative it is necessary to have a little knowledge about the show and its characters, but nothing that a quick search in wikia doesn't solve it. If you're really interested in reading a good story with humor, cuteness and lots of erotic and sexy scenes ... That shouldn't be a problem.
The story begins with Emma accompanying Regina in her vault, where Regina was "forced" by Snow to create some potions to raise money for a cause. Emma ends up taking a potion that serves as an incentive for her deeply wishes and then kisses Regina.
They go through several sexually charged encounters that culminate in them making out and eventually having sex.
Anyway, not to extend the review, this was a great story that undoubtedly deserves 5 stars. Snow and baby jesus were hilarious.
Oh yes ... The story also has some of the best sex scenes I've ever read and I've read a lot of it.
July 5, 2018
4.5*
This was a surprise. I have no idea why I clicked on to it. I have no idea why I started to read it, I am not a fanfic person as a whole, but once I started reading this one, I didn't want to stop. Perhaps today was the day for a romantic tale. Whatever the reason, I really really enjoyed this one.
There is plenty of sexy times, and although I usually skim over the sex, I didn't, it was rather good for the most part. Lots of humour too, and I love humour + romance + sex.
There are a few minor issues with the writing, but on the whole there is nothing too major. I noted thinghs at the time, read on, and they are forgotten.
This is recommended reading if you ask me.
This was a surprise. I have no idea why I clicked on to it. I have no idea why I started to read it, I am not a fanfic person as a whole, but once I started reading this one, I didn't want to stop. Perhaps today was the day for a romantic tale. Whatever the reason, I really really enjoyed this one.
There is plenty of sexy times, and although I usually skim over the sex, I didn't, it was rather good for the most part. Lots of humour too, and I love humour + romance + sex.
There are a few minor issues with the writing, but on the whole there is nothing too major. I noted thinghs at the time, read on, and they are forgotten.
This is recommended reading if you ask me.
July 16, 2018
Hooray to my Goodreads friends for this recommendation!
Fun sexy short story with super sexy MC’s, dripping with sexy chemistry, having sexy sexy times. I think you see my theme here.
And thank you Misscanteloupe for the new word I’ve placed in my vocabulary rotation. “Bitchtits”
Fun sexy short story with super sexy MC’s, dripping with sexy chemistry, having sexy sexy times. I think you see my theme here.
And thank you Misscanteloupe for the new word I’ve placed in my vocabulary rotation. “Bitchtits”
July 17, 2018
Despite the weather here is winter right now, this fanfic sure can turn the whole country to summer! 😱 ... okay i know i exaggerated a bit, just a whole room. But you know what i mean. *nod*
I dont know anything about this OUAT TV series but it doesnt matter, you can just read this and enjoy the whole story. Because I am enjoyed it super lots and it became one of my favorite now. It has humor, which made me laugh out loud. I had to covered my mouth for that because I read during work. That’s another thing. Dont read it at work or in public because when the sexy scenes come, it just scorching hot. I had to forced myself to stop reading those scenes until i got home. The chemistry between Emma and Regina is just up the notch. All of characters in this fanfic were very funny, I found myself like everyone of them.
Sigh, just read it, you will love it, for those who like those steamy scenes.
I’m definitely looking for more from this author :)
Thank you Alexis for recommended me this. 😆
I dont know anything about this OUAT TV series but it doesnt matter, you can just read this and enjoy the whole story. Because I am enjoyed it super lots and it became one of my favorite now. It has humor, which made me laugh out loud. I had to covered my mouth for that because I read during work. That’s another thing. Dont read it at work or in public because when the sexy scenes come, it just scorching hot. I had to forced myself to stop reading those scenes until i got home. The chemistry between Emma and Regina is just up the notch. All of characters in this fanfic were very funny, I found myself like everyone of them.
Sigh, just read it, you will love it, for those who like those steamy scenes.
I’m definitely looking for more from this author :)
Thank you Alexis for recommended me this. 😆
September 18, 2022
This was a very cute and hot swan queen fic with a tiny bit of angst and a lot of parent trap-esque schemes created by Henry and Zelena 😂 It was fun and charming and wholesome af 🥰
April 28, 2022
I know nothing about OUAS but decided to try this fan fic anyway, as I do enjoy Lana Parilla. This was a fun read, but I was quite lost not knowing the backstory of the characters or the environment. Nevertheless, I continued, as it's a short story, the banter between Emma and Regina was funny, the chemistry palpable, and the sex smokin' hot.
July 18, 2018
Very nice free read. Loved it.
May 8, 2020
2ND TIME READ! I NEED MORE FICS WITH ZELINA WRITTEN LIKE THIS!
August 24, 2018
I want more of this! I wish it was longer but nonetheless i like it! ❤️
Lots of cute and hit scenes. You can really feel the chemistry between them. And it’s free! 🙌🏽
Lots of cute and hit scenes. You can really feel the chemistry between them. And it’s free! 🙌🏽
February 25, 2020
One of the funnest SQ fanfics I've read. Not too angsty with a solid humor. I can't stop laughing because of Zelena's potty mouth! :))
The conflict could've been better, but Emma's cluelessness wasn't too bad. I just wish the author explained Regina's side of the story with regards to the conflict.
If you want a little bit of comedy with your smut, check this one out ;)
The conflict could've been better, but Emma's cluelessness wasn't too bad. I just wish the author explained Regina's side of the story with regards to the conflict.
If you want a little bit of comedy with your smut, check this one out ;)
April 13, 2022
Well this was a delight 😊
November 19, 2023
What can I say... my silly little OUAT rewatch got me feeling things again.
March 27, 2022
This one started out strong, but the story falters as the pages drag on and you can feel the author losing interest in it. It's a common enough problem with fanfiction, but it's still a bitter disappointment. The characters feel and sound like the ones we are familiar with, but the situation they are in plays against them, and you're forced to watch them run in circles.
Zelena, as always, was the best part. 2/5 #TheWitchAlwaysWins
Zelena, as always, was the best part. 2/5 #TheWitchAlwaysWins
November 21, 2021
5 stars. Whew, all of the pining. All. of. it. I loved it. This was so funny and sweet and super sexy. Emma was so smitten with Regina and it was adorable. I loved their chemistry and how Zelena and Henry get in the mix and try to play matchmaker between them. It was such a fun read with some really well done sex scenes.
April 30, 2021
So good! And I'm not even a fan of the series, didn't even watch it. And I'm not going to either because misscanteloupe writes it better.
August 4, 2021
me encantan que todas las historias de misscantaleoupe tenga la AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED trope
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