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49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores: A (very cheeky) kid’s guide to hilarious ways of avoiding chores
“It’s very funny . . . the book will cheer you up if you're sad.” ★★★★★
“Shows parents how crazy children can be to avoid their chores. A+ from my perspective” ★★★★★
Do you hate doing your chores? Yes, of course I do.
Is your PlayStation going to play itself? Great question! No, of course not.
Do you want to make your parents laugh instead of nagging you to do your chores? Ok, I’m listening . . .
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for not doing your chores that are so witty and funny that your parents won’t be able to resist. Each hilarious excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you laugh even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses
The Washing-Up Liquid Excuse - we ran out of washing-up liquid because we ran out of shower gel first, which is more clean dishes or clean armpitsThe Digger Excuse - thanks to my digger, our rubbish is China’s problem nowThe Chopsticks Excuse - I can’t set the table because I throw away all the cutlery and replaced them with tiny sticksThe Life Swap Excuse - I’m now Floppy, our pet bunny, and she will be doing all my chores (and homework)They Drying-Up Excuse - how can I do the drying up? I’m soaking wet!And many more!This book is the ninth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for fun-loving parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.
So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores today and start having fun and skipping your chores with witty excuses!
“Shows parents how crazy children can be to avoid their chores. A+ from my perspective” ★★★★★
Do you hate doing your chores? Yes, of course I do.
Is your PlayStation going to play itself? Great question! No, of course not.
Do you want to make your parents laugh instead of nagging you to do your chores? Ok, I’m listening . . .
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!
In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for not doing your chores that are so witty and funny that your parents won’t be able to resist. Each hilarious excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you laugh even more.
You’ll learn how to use excuses
The Washing-Up Liquid Excuse - we ran out of washing-up liquid because we ran out of shower gel first, which is more clean dishes or clean armpitsThe Digger Excuse - thanks to my digger, our rubbish is China’s problem nowThe Chopsticks Excuse - I can’t set the table because I throw away all the cutlery and replaced them with tiny sticksThe Life Swap Excuse - I’m now Floppy, our pet bunny, and she will be doing all my chores (and homework)They Drying-Up Excuse - how can I do the drying up? I’m soaking wet!And many more!This book is the ninth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a silly sense of humour. It’s also a great gift for fun-loving parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.
So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Chores today and start having fun and skipping your chores with witty excuses!
86 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 22, 2018
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About the author
James Warwood
57 books51 followersJames Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.
James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
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