Edit: Id give this a 0 star if I could
I read this illgegalgy as an online pdf which was like 19 pages with 2 pages on each pdf slice, so this was like /40ish/ pages yet goodreads says its 77 ?? Confused on this but it seemed like linear story so I think goodreads has it wrong or something
I think calling this short story/ novella/ waste of time/ waste of energy/ waste of paper/ etc a dissapointing misogynistic chunk of trash is an understatement.
I am not one for writing reviews on things but this short story was quiet possibly one of the most painful things to read, behind most "fix-it" fanfictions and omegaverse smut. Please note this is my first literature review, so excuse me 🙄.
As a fan of my boy Harlan I am dissapointed. Very. Dissapointed. Lord help me if this short story was a restaurant becuase id scream for the manager and transform into the most horrifyingly viscous karen ever to walk the face of Earth. If I was AM (ihnmaims) I would personally bring this short story down and torture it for eternity, jelly Ted treatment and all.
Who decided to make this short story a "classic" ?? Its misogynistic rapist-sympathizing garbage disguised as a mEaNiNGfUl short "story" about mans best friend.
Ive heard people describe Ellison as misogynistic, but up until reading this I thought it was just people misreading his work. I was wrong. This man was a little bit ahead of his time in like, everything BUT women.
The story follows a protagonist named Vic, comminly nicnamed as Albert by his dog, and his intellignet dog, Blood. They live in a dystopian world where their area has so little women roaming around that many men have gotten it in or put it in the back end of eachother, if that makes sense. (Basically people turned to homosexuality, and I have a problem with this which ill get onto later.) But for those who arent gettin' jiggy wit the holes of men they spend their time watching prn in theaters having just a massive wank fest. When they actually find women, though, they rape them. Great. (Sarcasim). I was rooting for the protag until I found that information out. :)))
Our horny ass protagonist is enjoying a "movie" when Blood sniffs out a woman in the audiance. Oh yeah, forgot to mention. 🙄 They bred dogs to sniff out women. They follow the woman around when the movie ends, protag intending to rape her. They finally find her, get surrounded by other gangs, blah blah blah and all this hard to read action happens. The woman, known as Quilla June, Vic, and Blood are now trapped an a boiler while the place they were in burns. Then comes the worst scene I have EVER laid my eyes on. I have read horribly terrible things, seen terribly horrible things, but nothing has been as disgusting as this. Vic goes on to force himself onto Quilla June and describes it as how at first it was painful and bloody for her yet she started to enjoy it after a bit. It describes how when she O'd she held onto/ hugged Vic. And she enjoyed the experience and intitated sex more throughout their time in the boiler.
Its so hard to describe oh lord.
I may not be a rape specialist, or ever experienced it myself, but I GARUNTEE no woman, freshly raped, would EVER act like that, or want more. Honestly it sounds like Quilla June had more stockholm syndrome more than anything, but this was not Harlan Ellisons intention, so it was just "Oh she liked it that made it ok ☺️😊"
The story goes on with Quilla June betraying Vic and Blood, and continues to blah blah blah more crappy plot until the end where Vic sacrifices Quilla June as food for Blood, who is injured and hungry, at the end of the short story.
The main themes im getting are: "Mans best friend is worth everything" 🥺 and "Rape is OK if she cums and wants more😁".
The story really was about mans best friend, but I think anyone who has read A Boy And His Dog can agree this couldve been shown through a, well, better idea than this.
I would like to touch on the predictability of this story. Normally, im fine with predictable stories, sometimes I like the sense of certainty; predictability sometimes makes a bad ending/ event more chilling while you sit at the edge of your seat in anticipation! But this, this left me rubbing my head in anguish and embarassment looking like travis scot during his "apology" a few months back. I knew exactly what was going to happen at every turn, and the only thing that shocked me were the horrible atrocities the men in this story committed onto women. I can give a pass to authors that really try to be unpredictable, but I am shitting on Harlan today becuase he loooooves to claim he is unpredictable. I watched a few interviews with him a few days back, all of which I enjoyed very much ("Why do they make cheese in Wisconsin ?") and in one of these interviews he claims that when he sees something coming in a story as he writes he makes a sharp left and changes it up becuase he likes to think his reader are as smart (or smarter) than he is, so if HE can predict it so can his readers. I hate to say this, but this story made Harlan Ellison look like a brain dead snail that someone mustve poured an entire bag of salt onto, because only a braindead squirming snail dying from a hypertonic body mass couldve written such disgusting garbage.
I love his other works, just not this one. This one has no good qualities other than a mediocre ending.
I mentioned earlier how I dont like how the homosexuality is portrayed in this short story. It seemed like a half ass attempt at homosexuality, and I felt this story showed it as a "last option" as the men who chose this path had little to no acess to women.
I could go on about this short story, but ive ranted enough. I cry inside for all those whose first encounter with Harlan Ellison was this short story, as they probably are never reading his work again. I wouldnt blame them though.
Im just so upset. I had high hopes for this one! I trust society when they make a book so popular, a classic even!! I read a few negative reveiws before reading and went "Huh. I bet the same people writing these are the ones calling i have no mouth and i must scream torture prn. 🙄🙄" But no, the negative reveiws are right, there isnt any deeper ethical/ philosophical meaning to this story. My misogyny detector sucks and even I picked up the reeking stench of women-hating.
In conclusion, only read this short story if you want to not sleep at night from second hand embarassment for the author, publishers, and any dumbfuck who gave this a reveiw of higher than 3 stars.
If Harlan Ellison wasnt dead id challenge him to write ONE (1) story without objectifying or putting down women in one way or another.
To anyone who excuses any of the manevolent garbage written in this short story, sincerely never read or think again. You dont deserve it.
Thx for reading if you did (i dont expect anyone to have actually read this sorry)
Also pls excuse typoes, grammar errors ive turned off autocorrect LOL.