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Retail Hell
When Betsy, the customer from hell, drops dead in the middle of a rant she finds herself in the actual Retail Hell. A place where every day is black Friday, the only song that ever plays is All I want for Christmas is You, and the customer is always right… about to torture her.
Betsy shadows Jezebeth her micro-sized micromanager while she skips through the abyss. Together they venture through a twisted labyrinth of torture chambers, grotesque creatures, and Snuggies. Can Betsy find a way out of this subterranean super store is she destined to serve the line of the damned forever?
Part sales satire, part straight-faced horror, Retail Hell is about rude people, ironic justice, and the insanity of commerce. As fiendish as an episode of The Twilight Zone, as brutal as Hellraiser, and as scary as a trip to Walmart, Retail Hell is sure to make your shopping experiences more of a nightmare than they already are.
Betsy shadows Jezebeth her micro-sized micromanager while she skips through the abyss. Together they venture through a twisted labyrinth of torture chambers, grotesque creatures, and Snuggies. Can Betsy find a way out of this subterranean super store is she destined to serve the line of the damned forever?
Part sales satire, part straight-faced horror, Retail Hell is about rude people, ironic justice, and the insanity of commerce. As fiendish as an episode of The Twilight Zone, as brutal as Hellraiser, and as scary as a trip to Walmart, Retail Hell is sure to make your shopping experiences more of a nightmare than they already are.
28 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 30, 2018
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