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Longbone
Here is the latest from Hugo Award Finalist, Stix Hiscock! Get ready for a pounding you'll never forget, straight from the pelvic exertions of the long-necked Thunder Lizard himself!
Longbone
As the very last of the dinosaurs, I, Carlton Longbone, had it made. An adoring public who threw money at me left and right. A bigass mansion. All the honeys I could ever want, that I could ever possibly get enough of. And yet, somehow, it wasn't enough.
There was always a part of me that was missing, until one day that missing part bounced into my life with her feminine mystique, her unparalleled intellect, and her lovely pair of triple D science balloons.
Mammary Jones, paleontologist and sex goddess extraordinaire.
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the love of my life. From that point onward, I knew I'd found someone to fill the absence in me, in a way that no one or nothing else ever could.
Once the two of us got together, I knew that nothing could ever separate us.
That is, not until Mammary's team unearthed a leather-clad, still-living, motorcycle driving t-rex badass on one of her expeditions.
With an arch-rival now vying against me for her affections, I had an awful feeling that Carlton Longbone was about to get Calrton Longboned....
INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY!
Longbone
As the very last of the dinosaurs, I, Carlton Longbone, had it made. An adoring public who threw money at me left and right. A bigass mansion. All the honeys I could ever want, that I could ever possibly get enough of. And yet, somehow, it wasn't enough.
There was always a part of me that was missing, until one day that missing part bounced into my life with her feminine mystique, her unparalleled intellect, and her lovely pair of triple D science balloons.
Mammary Jones, paleontologist and sex goddess extraordinaire.
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the love of my life. From that point onward, I knew I'd found someone to fill the absence in me, in a way that no one or nothing else ever could.
Once the two of us got together, I knew that nothing could ever separate us.
That is, not until Mammary's team unearthed a leather-clad, still-living, motorcycle driving t-rex badass on one of her expeditions.
With an arch-rival now vying against me for her affections, I had an awful feeling that Carlton Longbone was about to get Calrton Longboned....
INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY!
92 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 6, 2018
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November 21, 2018
Ok, I admit it, I got this for free. But really look at the cover who wouldn't be curious. But this is not for the faint of heart. I accept creative but this is impossible and sort of made me sick. I did read the entire what 50 pages? Crazy out there and not for me! I tried to review on Amazon and it is gone.
September 30, 2019
Fun!!
OMG!! I just love reading these stories. It takes all the seriousness out of everything, and it’s fun and funny, crazy and out of this world unbelievable. It makes sex funny. It lightens up whatever you’re dealing with and just makes your face cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing!! Thanks
OMG!! I just love reading these stories. It takes all the seriousness out of everything, and it’s fun and funny, crazy and out of this world unbelievable. It makes sex funny. It lightens up whatever you’re dealing with and just makes your face cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing!! Thanks
February 3, 2020
Learning about himself
A mindless enjoyment of a dinosaur finding himself through sexual exploitation with his human girlfriend and another dinosaur. Don't take the story seriously, just enjoy it for what it is.
A mindless enjoyment of a dinosaur finding himself through sexual exploitation with his human girlfriend and another dinosaur. Don't take the story seriously, just enjoy it for what it is.
April 21, 2021
Very imaginative
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