Here is the breakdown in under a minute. Quasi-Spoilers if you didn't finish book one yet. No spoilers if you have.
Chapter 1-3 read them.
Then here's the next hundred or so pages, and no, I'm not kidding.
I miss my best friend Henry.
My boy friend is so hot.
Frank made a dress. Gerdie said something motherly, I look amazing.
Let me tell you about this dress for a few pages.
Did I mention that my boy friend is super gorgeous? He is.
We did an interview. Everyone loves me but i don't know why. I'm gonna self doubt for a while, wanna comes along.
Oh look an event that requires a dress.
Frank...oh Frank?
Will you lookie at that, people are dying on the street from lack of resources but Frank makes a dress that defied logic, again, in less than a week.
Oh that Gerdie what a nice lady.
I think I'll keep them around when I'm President.
Me and my sexy as sin man Lyncon so sexy.
But we're totally waiting until marriage to have sex.
So much waiting.
In the mean time let me tell you about my new dress.
Oh hey there Marrisol, what a tool.
But maybe she's just a victim of her power hungry narcissistic father who i am pretty sure beats her a lot.
So I'm going to be her friend.
Yay! We're all friends now.
Seriously though I feel bad for Henry i mean he loves me so much but look how undeniably sexy my husband to be is, I mean just look!!
Oh that's right you can't , this is a book.
Ok so let me put on this dress and I'll tell you exactly how beautiful it is and how handsome my man is.
Not that I'm worthy of him. I'm so plain Jane. But this dress though!
Taggert! Hey buddy, remember that time I killed someone lol good times.
No I'm over it, obviously, look at my pretty dress, and I'm getting married.
Seriously though is he the best at everything or what?. Yeah he totally is.
Ok bye!
Who wants to hear the perfectly scripted speeches we gave?
So I said some stuff and everyone loved it but like, do they love me?
My man loves me.
Did i tell you how hot he is?
Let's review,
I wear lots of pretty dresses.
I just might be a sociopath with narcissistic tendencies. Just kidding, I'm awesome.
I murdered my friend but whatevz it's cool.
People are dying for me, literally.
So I must not be good enough.
I'm so good.
But do you think I'm the best?
VALIDATE ME !
Tell ME I AM THE BEST !
TELL ME I AM PRETTY !!!
LIKE MY DRESS !!!
LIKE IT!
Are you not entertained??
Oh look, there is where i left the plot, silly me. Let's get back to our shall we?
The last 5 chapters, read them.
So, first and last 3 chapters of the book and you're 100% caught up and ready for , book three. Which on a personal note, is nothing like this fluff and fodder. It's amazing.
Book2 is a complete waste of time and energy.
I love the author and the only reason I'm leaving such a harsh review is because i hold her in such a high regard and expected better from someone with her unbelievable talent.
Then again I'm 41 years old so I'm not the target audience. Take my cynicism with a grain of salt.