Assbiters from Hell

by Blaze McRob, Terri DelCampo

Cricket's chirp brings comfort and luck.
Horny frats will even bugs fuck.

Night-night! Don’t let bedbugs…mate!
If they do, it will seal earth's fate.

Grasshoppers have serious dragon breath.
War within war humbles humans to death.

The war is on to dominate earth.
Insect key rings new protectors birth.

How far will a lonely woman go?
Clever idea provokes new foe.

Flies get murderous for a meal.
Acid shit makes human meat like veal

Terri DelCampo and Blaze McRob
Offer ass-biting insects that do the job.

They'll tenderize you and chomp away,
And fly off to find more humans to flay.

Be careful when you turn off, the light;
You never know when they'll come to bite

You right in the ass, so get that swatter
And can of Raid, or prepare to totter

On the brink of death, the edge of hell;
The bugs will nudge you and swore you fell.

67 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 3, 2017

About the author

Blaze wrote over seventy legacy published horror novels. He was a ghostwriter long before anyone had an idea they were lurking about. Through his adventures in the craft, he-or his author alter egos-have won virtually every award to be won. But awards mean little, don't they? It is the reader we wish to enthrall, and our souls to purge. So now it is time for Blaze to write as Blaze, and time for previous recipients of his tales to write more of their own material. In addition to his dark novels, he write horror shorts, flash fiction, and poetry. Blaze is single and has eight children, his youngest only three years old. They are his life and the reason he fights the demons and the pain.