After the stunning worldwide success of his first book, "The Agnostic's Guide to Spiritual Growth... and Sh*t," Onslow D. Pennypacker, XIII releases to his thirsty fans the early writings from his days as an award-winning newspaper columnist - witty missives never before seen by the general public (unless you count whatever public is still reading print newspapers). Count on this book to present words arranged in a manner likely to evoke amusement and maybe even new thoughts, all while demonstrating a powerful-ish story of personal transformation.