As soon as I started reading I was like oh no. I was sure this would be so good because of the tomboy character that I love. The summary was so promising. But the writing...it tries to sound a certain way which I find backwards and stupid. And I can't stand present tense.
There's hardly any punctuation in that the characters say things all crammed together without commas. And the dialogue isn't even in quotations. It's a mess.
So many things are capitalized unnecessarily to show importance and that freaking gets on my last nerve. I was already irritated with capitalization by pg. 2. I can't stand when Words are Capitalized that Don't Need to Be. It's really Annoying.
"My brother Wilbert tells me that I was the first ever girl born in Nasel, that I was A Miracle."
"That is Me."
"Pappa is always yelling at me Don't Get Into Mischief May Amelia when all I'm ever doing is what some other boy has done first. He says that I am a Girl...Wilbert tells me that Pappa has had a Hard Life."
They all sounded like backwoods hicks the way they spoke. I’m sure her intention wasn’t to represent her characters and therefore ancestors like idiots, but that was the result. Idiots, every last one of them.
"I say I did but I was just a-planning."
"I am turned twelve this very day."
"The sunny sun is out a-shining."
Ugh. I hate stupid writing.
There was hardly any punctuation. Everyone spoke in run-on sentences. You have to figure on where the punctuation goes yourself, like you’re the one writing it. And you have to decipher when someone is speaking because for some strange reason she's decided not to use quotations. The most bizarre writing I've ever read. (I’m using quotations in my examples because that’s what you do to show someone is speaking…Or at least that’s what everyone else does.)
“We ain't ghosts! I shout but Wilbert grabs my arm and says, He's Crazy May Run!”
"He is so mean, almost as mean as Pappa, but I don't let him see me cry I go out to the hayloft in the barn and cry there."
"Wilbert says, Come on May what happened lemme see your shoulder.”
Who the f writes like this? What is the purpose other than representing yourself like a bad, incompetent writer and your characters like illiterate dumbasses?
All the girls from far away like Matti, her oldest brother, because he's handsome, big and strong with blond hair and gray eyes. They all come and ask May where he is. Matti told her he already has a sweetheart but it's a secret because she's Irish, and their dad doesn't like the Irish. May said it was bad luck but Matti said he's pretty sure she'll be nothing but luck for him. I was surprised that Wilbert said a girl was desperate to be chasing after Matti like a cat in heat. Whoa, that's mature.
Her dad is a jerk, always telling her to behave and not get into trouble. He said he hopes the new baby is a boy because he doesn't think he can stand another May Amelia. He was always sighing about what she'd done and expecting her to get into trouble and be a problem. His mom came to live with them and gave May a hard time; she broke her china doll. It was such a heart-warming moment when Pappa came in to her bed at night and sat down and said he was sorry about her doll. She shivered in the cold and he went and got her his jacket. He said this would keep her warm, his little May, and she's the only May they've got.
I love a tomboy character, one who isn't content with a woman's lot in life and wants more, sees herself as being capable of doing everything guys can do and wants that kind of lifestyle. But some authors take it too far. Namely having the heroines cut all their hair off. May had Wilbert cut her hair off so she could get a job in the logging camp like him. No. Just no.
Her and her cousin Kaarlo always fight and pull pranks on each other. The boys all got to go to a dance but May was forbidden because she'd cut her hair and taken a job as a boy. When they got in May said he was in time to milk the cow and he told her she was a sorry sight after dancing with this girl. He told her the girl is a real lady, not like her, and she looks like a boy. Another time Kaarlo was mad at everyone because the girl had stopped talking to him.
A woman turned up split up the middle and May got it into her stupid head that they should hunt for the killer. Wilbert of course shot this idea down and bright May determined to find him herself. In the wood she's found two bear cubs and they roll over for rubs just like a couple of dogs, and then the sow came growling and she had to run up a tree. More bad luck, she thought. No, just dumbassery at playing with cubs and not watching out for an angry mama bear.
Matti was reported missing, having gone to the tavern of a widow notorious for shanghaiing men, slipping something into their drinks and having them brought to a ship to be pressed into service to China. But I suspected what really happened. I knew Matti would try for his sweetheart now that he was away from home. And sure enough, an Irish girl was presumed drowned on the river but her body was never found. I waited for May to make the connection but of course she was too stupid for that.
The new baby was a girl like she wanted. Their mom wasn't doing well with this birth since she was older and it had been so long since she'd had a baby. I thought she would die but all of a sudden the baby died, when there was no sign of her being sick. Their grandma blamed May for her death and May ran away. Wilbert came with her and they went to stay with their aunt and uncle in the city. Their dad came a week later, said he was come for his kids, but May refused to go and Wilbert wanted to stay with her. Her dad went to hug her but she moved away. What had he done?! I knew she remembered him saying he hoped their mom didn't have another girl because of May, but still. This family needed to get it together.
I couldn't believe that May went to work for the Mariah, the tavern owner who shanghais men and is believed to be responsible for her brother's disappearance. Her and Wilbert would eat there. Wth is wrong with them? May asked if she'd shanghaied Matti and the woman laughed and said she doesn't do that anymore. Oh well that's great! As long as you've stopped selling men into service, that's okay.
There were hardly any women in town and some boys sent letters back east to the cities with a lot of Finns saying bride wanted on frontier, will pay for travel and send a picture.
Their aunt said their uncle carried her off when she was but a lass of 16 and I looked forward to hearing the story but she didn't make up a story about it. Her uncle just said she was full of fire and he took one look and knew she was the one for her.
May finally made a girl friend, a fellow 12 year old. Of course she liked a guy but May can't imagine liking a guy like that. Come on, are you serious? I remember liking guys in kindergarten and probably before that, and this 12 year old can't even imaging liking a guy? Ugh. And Wilbert likes Emma but Emma likes someone else.
When they visited Aunt Alice she mentioned what happened to Matti and Alice said he wasn't shanghaied, he's living in San Francisco and he married the Irish girl. She helped them elope.
The mermaid on the bulkhead of Uncle Henry's ship resembles Aunt Feenies.
Ed was almost 30 and Emma only 12 but she still wanted to marry him because he's handsome. She wanted to kiss him while May was just scornful of the whole thing.
May finally wears a dress to the dance but a guy asks her to dance and she pleads sickness and leaves to visit Otto, the Chinese boy. She ate at his house and came home all stained up and muddy. I was thoroughly sick of her not being a Proper Young Lady and acting like a heathen. Gosh she made me sick. Wilbert was smiling and his eyes were sparkling and she asked if he kissed Emma and he said gentlemen don't talk about such things and he wouldn't say so she figured he had. He deserved better because Emma hadn't even given him the time of day and preferred Ed.
Her dad came to tell her that grandma passed away from the scarlet fever and Wendell is sick. They went home to go to the funeral and nurse Wendell back to health. May asked if she could take the boat out and her dad asked how many times he has to tell her only if one of the boys goes with her and I'm wondering the same thing. But he said he wished he'd left her in Astoria and he looked like he expected her to run away but she decided to stay and run from nothing.
She was out swimming in the river and Wilbet ran up to yell that the love were coming downstream and she paused and took in the view and admired the scenery like a real dumbass before she swam as fast as she could, but Wilbert had to climb a tree and reach down and get her out. The family came running and her dad hugged her instead of yelling. It was like scene 100 of May does something stupid and almost dies and has to be saved. She was a dumbass from start to finish, getting in trouble until the very end. I saw this is a series and I guess any growth that could happen will happen in other books because it sure as heck didn't happen here. Nothing could have redeemed this book and stupid May Amelia. I was up to here with the words "You're the only May Amelia we've got." We get it. They only have one May. And one Bosie, the dog, and one of each kid. Gosh that damn theme made me want to rage. It was so stupid and annoying. And she called the dog stupid all the time! No one is dumber than this dimwit girl. I was so sick of her talking about the boys getting to do this and that, I actually wanted her to die at the end.
This was a serious case of a no-plotter. She cooked food and helped her mom with chores and had conversations with her various brothers. She went to relatives to help out and I'm having trouble remembering what the book actually consisted of.
I was heartily sick of the theme of bad luck that May was constantly moaning about. You don't have bad luck, you're a dumbass half the time, getting into stupid predicaments because you're always whining about what the boys can do and what you can't.
The only interesting thing was the Chinooks. Their burial ritual was to put their dead up in canoes and drill holes in them so the rain will drain out and so people won't want to steal them. I liked the scene where May stepped on a trap during the burial ceremony and the Chinook man came and got it open and carried her home, gave her one of his necklaces.
I almost fell off the bed when I read their mom say gd. I can't believe she wrote that in a kid's book when she didn't have to cuss at all, but if she did she could have used a mild cuss word. And it was crazy that Wilbert said heck and May told him not to cuss at her. Heck is bad but gd is acceptable?
She also used the word damn, but had Emma accuse May of cussing when she said darn. It made no sense.
I couldn't stand May, her name, the way she talked, dressed, after, thought, anything about her. It irritated the crap out of me when a character is so juvenile and everyone else around her is attracted to the opposite sex and getting somewhere with them but the main character is focused on other things, especially when those things are being immature and petulant. Especially when side characters that are her age are wanting those things.
It's neat that she wrote this in honor of her great aunt from this time period who was a 12 year old girl named Alice Amelia.
But this writing sucks ass. This book is boring af. I bought this at a nearby library sale and thought I had struck gold with this amazing summary, I couldn’t wait to read it. Not only did it not live up to even 1% of my expectations, it was one of the worst, dumbest books I’ve ever read, one of the worst writing I’ve ever come across. This is going back to that library. This just further proves any book with a medal sucks. It’s actually not an honor if a book got a medal because that just means it sucks. This writing is simple, sparse, bare-bones, cut and dry, plain, and boring. A total waste of time.