An Author and a Sister to Bragg About
What a fun read. While Rick Bragg shared his mother’s recipes, he also had many stories to tell, not just stories about his mother, but about other people as well. Some were laugh out loud funny, but so were the recipes, not that they were not real recipes, but you won’t catch me making any of them. In other words, she was not the best cook in the world or even the county where she lived, well, maybe she was, as some people love country cooking. Maybe it should really be called, back woods cooking.
What is back wood cooking? To me it means making poke salad. He will ALMOST tell you how to cook poke salad, yes, cook. Poke is poisonous, so I, personally, would never try to cook it. He claims that it is also nutritious, but once it has been boiled and re-boiled a few times, and squeezed to death, I think the vitamins and minerals went down the drain in the sink. And as far as I am concerned, you can throw the poke down it as well. We have it growing here, so I just cut it down and throw it in a compost pile.
She also makes crackling cornbread, which could be good. I believe crackling meat is pork fat, and Alexa thinks so too. You cut it into 2-inch cubes, fry it until the cubes are golden in color and add the cubes to the cornbread recipe. Yum. You won’t need butter on it as the fat is enough. Then I think you use the left over fat to fry other foods. I think it is then called, lard. And these days, lard is in vogue. I bought a small jar of it to cook with, and when it came in the mail, I realized that I had paid $28 for a small amount of lard. I mean $28 for 14 oz. of pig fat, organic. Never again. The lard at the grocery store was cheap, but it was partially hydrogenated. Not good.
His stories are hard to reproduce here as there is no plot to this book, just laugh out loud stories. Example: A woman shoots her abusive husband. Well, that doesn’t sound funny, but it was. And I don’t know how this story has anything to do with food, except that his false teeth were destroyed in the process, so he would have to gum his food. See, I kind of ruined that story, so I can’t tell you anymore, instead, what I am going to do is tell my own stories, and kind of mix his mom’s recipes with my own:
One of his mother’s recipes is Sweet Potato Cobbler. What? No way! Cobbler is all about berries or peaches. It is not about food that you dig up from the ground. I have a delicious recipe for Sweet Potato Pie, which crust is an acceptable one. It has a Chantilly Cream Topping, as in alcohol in the whipped cream, real whipping cream, not fake. Other than this recipe of mine, sweet potatoes should only be served with real butter on top. And I have just learned that the skin is delicious as well. To think that I used to give the skin to our dog.
Bragg’s mom also made Potato Salad as well. Her recipe didn’t sound good, and I must say, I can tell what a recipe will taste like just by reading its ingredients. This ability comes with age. While I will never claim that my mom was the best cook, I will make the claim that her potato salad and her macaroni salad were the best I have ever had. And so was her pot roast. I have tried to make these dishes, but I could never get either right. She used Miracle Whip in her salad, and I always use mayonnaise, which could be the problem, and I have never tried to correct this habit. Plus, she never measured anything. I wrote down her recipe one day, but I had to guess at it. As a result, I could never get the recipe correct. I could never get the pot roast right either, and I had the amounts of the ingredients correct, as in one box of onion soup mix. My husband does all the cooking, and he used her pot roast recipe and it is as good as hers. Go figure. I nominate him as the best cook in the world because, well, he is. He takes any recipe he finds and makes it better. Did I tell you that he used to be a cook at Rose’s Landing in Morro Bay, CA? (He thinks that that was the name of the restaurant.) But he was not a chef, just that it is in his DNA. Well, I digressed. Anyway, these were the only two dishes that I loved that my mom made, and she didn’t begin making them until she remarried when I was maybe 16. I don’t recall what she made when I was younger than 8. At least she was great at making sweets, i.e. cookies and cakes.
Just after my mom’s divorce, we had the worst cook preparing our meals. I thought it was Mom that fed us horrible meals that I will tell you about shortly. Then when I asked my older sister, Jeanette, to help me in remembering these meals, she said that she made dinner for us, and she didn’t know how to cook. Mom never taught any of us girls how to cook.
You see, Jeanette told our mom that she would quit high school and take care of us if Mom left our dad. She was 15 or so, had finished her sophomore year. She did this so Mom could go to work in order to take care of us financially. It was good that Jeanette had made friends in high school, friends that remained in her life for all these years. If she had not had these friends, she would have gone crazy with the three of us--a brother, me, and a little baby sister. Well, as she said, she could not cook. Here is what she fed us:
Hot dogs and Pork ‘n Beans in a can, hot dogs in sauerkraut, SpaghettiOs, fried hash patties from a can, liver with mashed potatoes and canned peas on the side. Creamed tuna or something else (She claims it was always hash.) on toast, canned tamales, hamburger patties, Potato Cakes made by mixing mashed potatoes with flour and eggs, then made into patties and fried. And I remember those Gawd awful black-eyed peas. You name it, if it came out of a can, she could cook it. But she knew how to fry liver. Yuck! Well, she also made chocolate chip cookies, which we all loved. She would make hers large, and I would feel cheated, not realizing that I could grab two and they would then be equal to her large one. And don’t let me forget to tell you about our taffy pulls and other homemade candy.
So, when Mom remarried, we were done with Jeanette’s cooking, but then she had married and left us anyway. Still, I and my other siblings will always praise her for quitting school and taking care of us, which allowed us all to get away from a bad situation.
I learned over three months ago that canned tamales still taste good, not great, but good. But I never could learn to like liver. I used to hide it in a napkin when Jeanette served it to us. Then I would go to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet. Or I would throw it under the table for my dog who thought it was delicious. I even tried to mix it in the potatoes, but it only made the potatoes taste funny. Scattering it on the plate to make it look like I had eaten most of it didn’t work well either. I mostly had to eat it.
Yet, how come she knew how to cook liver, when everything else was in cans?
Here is a tidbit that I want to add before I forget. When my husband and I were in Puerto Rico we ate at a wonderful restaurant in Luquillo. (I think I have the town correct.) We tried many restaurants in the area, but we did not like the food. Well, this restaurant had the best hamburgers, so we ate there often, always buying the hamburgers. No one would tell us what made them taste great. When I came home, I met a woman who used to live in Puerto Rico, and we became friends. She suggested I put Sazon spice on the hamburgers. So, I found it on Amazon, and now my husband makes the best hamburgers in the world, just like those in Luquillo Beach.
Here’s an anecdote about my mom. Every time any of us kids came to visit her in later years, she would always serve her macaroni salad. One year when we all came to visit, one of us said, “where’s the macaroni salad?” She flatly stated, “I didn’t feel like making it.” Wow! What a blow! She had had just finished reading Wayne Dyer’s “Pulling Your Own Strings.” We all hate Wayne Dyer now.
And last of all. My mom made great cakes but always from a cake mix and always with a tablespoon of oil added to the mix to make it moist. I loved her broiled topping cake, pineapple upside down, and spice cakes, but best of all were her chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Sometimes, she would add black walnuts on top, and this really made it delicious. All of us kids were sitting around the table, and Jerry, our brother from her second marriage, brought out her chocolate cake. While we were eating it, he said, “I just realized that this is her last cake.” We all stopped eating and became silent.