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So, I'm Not A Vampire?
In the first sexy, mysterious, and uproariously funny novel in the Peaches series, Georgia “Peaches” Kent gets sucked into a world of vampires, werewolves, and otherworldly creatures as she struggles to handle her new powers and learn what kind of paranormal she is. For fans of True Blood, Will and Grace, and The Big Bang Theory and readers of Nina Croft, Karen Marie Moning, and Jeaniene Frost.
So.
Peaches is dead. As a doornail. Waking up in a morgue drives that point home and another: she’s obviously a vampire.
I’m pretty sure.
But a chance encounter with a black cat claiming to be a bloodsucker and shooting down her idea of being in league with him, sends her on a wild adventure.
I’m a vampire.
Unlimited shopping, marriage in an underground club, and kidnapping is par for the course in Peaches’ undead life as she struggles to find out what she is, what she can do, and who she wants to be.
So.
Peaches is dead. As a doornail. Waking up in a morgue drives that point home and another: she’s obviously a vampire.
I’m pretty sure.
But a chance encounter with a black cat claiming to be a bloodsucker and shooting down her idea of being in league with him, sends her on a wild adventure.
I’m a vampire.
Unlimited shopping, marriage in an underground club, and kidnapping is par for the course in Peaches’ undead life as she struggles to find out what she is, what she can do, and who she wants to be.
73 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 28, 2018
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Rosi S. Phillips
13 books21 followersRosi S. Phillips was born in 1993 with caramel colored skin, to a Nigerian immigrant father and a 2nd generation Finnish mother. With this background, International awesomeness was soon to follow.
Rosi attended public schools in Cleveland (Ohio), Richfield (Minnesota) and Washington, DC and ultimately received a scholarship to attend Emerson Preparatory School In Dupont Circle, graduating at 16. Rosi then headed to Egypt for a year abroad to study Arabic in Cairo. Secretly, her friends wonder how her presence in Egypt may have sparked the Revolution, but her host family has assured her it is simply not the case.
Rosi splits her time now between being an awesome daughter, learning Persian, and figuring out how to complete her studies in less than 5 years now that she’s a double major in Women’s Studies and Persian. A Grim Love: Can’t Fight Time is her first published book. You can read her other works on her blog page and follow her on Twitter, Facebook and yes, even G+.
Rosi loves sushi, Escapy (her fish), family, friends, reading, traveling and learning new languages. Rosi aspires to be a polyglot through traveling the world and being open to the possibilities.
Rosi attended public schools in Cleveland (Ohio), Richfield (Minnesota) and Washington, DC and ultimately received a scholarship to attend Emerson Preparatory School In Dupont Circle, graduating at 16. Rosi then headed to Egypt for a year abroad to study Arabic in Cairo. Secretly, her friends wonder how her presence in Egypt may have sparked the Revolution, but her host family has assured her it is simply not the case.
Rosi splits her time now between being an awesome daughter, learning Persian, and figuring out how to complete her studies in less than 5 years now that she’s a double major in Women’s Studies and Persian. A Grim Love: Can’t Fight Time is her first published book. You can read her other works on her blog page and follow her on Twitter, Facebook and yes, even G+.
Rosi loves sushi, Escapy (her fish), family, friends, reading, traveling and learning new languages. Rosi aspires to be a polyglot through traveling the world and being open to the possibilities.
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August 4, 2018
The words; entertaining, intriguing, mysterious, drama, and down right HILARIOUSLY FUNNY come to mind when reading this book.
Rosi S. Phillips hit it out of the park with this romantic comedy, about a young woman waking up dead in a morgue, and the ohhhh so handsomely hot blood sucker and other cast of paranormal characters she meets on her journey of discovering what paranormal genre she falls under, and all the shenanigans that occurs along the way. This book had me LOL to clutching my pearls from beginning to end. If your looking for a great light entertaining read, this is the book for you. Great job Rosi S. Phillips, GREAT JOB!!!
Veronica Earley
Rosi S. Phillips hit it out of the park with this romantic comedy, about a young woman waking up dead in a morgue, and the ohhhh so handsomely hot blood sucker and other cast of paranormal characters she meets on her journey of discovering what paranormal genre she falls under, and all the shenanigans that occurs along the way. This book had me LOL to clutching my pearls from beginning to end. If your looking for a great light entertaining read, this is the book for you. Great job Rosi S. Phillips, GREAT JOB!!!
Veronica Earley
July 23, 2021
Love it!
I read this book a couple of years and then forgot about it. Found it again and re-read and it's still hilarious! Love the MC she rocks! Bad ass and funny and NOT skinny! Read it, you're gonna love it. I'm going straight to the next book.
I read this book a couple of years and then forgot about it. Found it again and re-read and it's still hilarious! Love the MC she rocks! Bad ass and funny and NOT skinny! Read it, you're gonna love it. I'm going straight to the next book.
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