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Remnants
When I thought about my death, which I’d actually done because my mom had died just a few years before, I’d assumed I’d go out the normal way- I’d overeat until I was morbidly obese and die of a heart attack in my sixties, like every other respectable red-blooded American. If you’d told me that a killer clown was going to stab me to death, I might have even believed that.
What actually occurred was not my death, although it might as well be, and I don’t even know why I’m writing all of this down, except that the end of the world is a monumental experience, and it should be documented for posterity. Also, I feel like my nephew might want to know. That’s really where this all began. A hot chick dropped my nephew, Sawyer, off at my dorm room and told me to get the boy to his father, which is my brother. Confused? So was I because my brother is married, and has been for like a decade, making this kid… well, it’s complicated. I’m dealing with classy people, here.
So I go to Florida and a major solar storm hits and that should have been my biggest worry, but it wasn’t, and this is my story. It’s the story of how I wished a killer clown had been the reality, not just a wishful fantasy.
Now we’re trying to survive, and all I can think is that dying now, after I just survived the end, would be extremely pathetic.
What actually occurred was not my death, although it might as well be, and I don’t even know why I’m writing all of this down, except that the end of the world is a monumental experience, and it should be documented for posterity. Also, I feel like my nephew might want to know. That’s really where this all began. A hot chick dropped my nephew, Sawyer, off at my dorm room and told me to get the boy to his father, which is my brother. Confused? So was I because my brother is married, and has been for like a decade, making this kid… well, it’s complicated. I’m dealing with classy people, here.
So I go to Florida and a major solar storm hits and that should have been my biggest worry, but it wasn’t, and this is my story. It’s the story of how I wished a killer clown had been the reality, not just a wishful fantasy.
Now we’re trying to survive, and all I can think is that dying now, after I just survived the end, would be extremely pathetic.
303 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 21, 2018
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Sarah Jaune
15 books41 followersI stared at the biography, couldn't think of anything interesting to write, and decided to say screw it.
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October 14, 2018
Great reading
Great stand alone novel in an already great series, good characters and great story line. Also ending left open for more in the series.
Great stand alone novel in an already great series, good characters and great story line. Also ending left open for more in the series.
January 11, 2019
Different than the first three, but lovely
A bit melodramatic- some characters over the top & others too thin. Overall, a great way to spend a day
A bit melodramatic- some characters over the top & others too thin. Overall, a great way to spend a day
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