How To Tell If You're a Ho!

by Rena Jones

Have you ever heard or said …

Did you SEE what she was wearing?
Who does she think SHE is?
Is she LEAVING with him?
She should be ashamed of herself. Somebody should call her mama.
She said WHAT?!

THAT HO!

Well, I’m going to break it down for you. I am going to point out who those ho’s are and catalogue them. It’s going to be insulting. I’m going to step on a lot of toes. It’s also going to be so funny that you will laugh out loud. I would like to warn you that this book contains very crude sexual humor and is written for adults. I bet you’ll recognize some people you know. But remember this…if you are guilty of randomly calling girls ho’s that you personally have no knowledge of their sex life (for all you know, they are a virgin), you might want to look in the mirror. There might be a ho staring back at you.

16 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 4, 2011

About the author

Rena was born in Santa Barbara, California and spent most of her life in the Ojai Valley. She has always loved writing. When she was a teen, she wrote to over 100 pen pals at one time. It's not surprising that English and typing were her favorite classes in school.

Rena began writing for children in 2003 after visiting Glacier National Park in Montana. A little mountain goat inspired her to write a story about him and her love for writing children's stories began. She now live in Bigfork, Montana, which is only an hour from Glacier National Park where that first story was written.

Rena is married to Rick, her high school sweetheart, and has four children. She's a homeschooling mom -- a full-time job in itself. Her interests include wildlife watching, photography, camping, national parks, kayaking, reading, and music.