So finally here comes my review... First of all I want to congratulate our greedy Lithuanian publishers for such seemingly innocent and fun idea coming out villainous as changing the title of the book to a completely different one to lure the unaware native Francophiles to purchase their product. As I noticed here on GR in every other language the title is a direct translation of the original one, that is "The Girl Who Read on the Metro". Marketing masterminds decided to call it "The Extraordinary/Unusual/Amazing/Strange Bookshop of the Parisian alley" or something - feel free to correct me and pick the right words, since I'm not the translator here, but you definitely get my point - they put an accent on Paris, maybe on a bookshop too, but definitely not the girl. But especially on Paris, since it sells very well nowadays and reading girls, especially those in metros probably not, as we can assume from such decision. Why the hell a young successful woman would read in metro, right? She should be googling her instagram or something or is she homeless?
I am not the mentioned Francophile and I don'g give a f** for where they spend their money, the bookshop lured me though, but that's a different story.
- Note to my future self - girl, you continue avoiding books with words "paris, parisians, french, montmartre, bonjour, amour etc" on their covers as you always did before, especially if it has also a picture of Eiffel's tower on top. One Amelia doesn't make the culture as you already know it.
-Also, drink more water.
Secondly I want to apologize to people who bought huge amounts of popcorn and cola expecting me to spill out my rage and disappointment in this book in my review. I'm sorry guys, because I'm sort of not that pissed anymore (just a little bit, hehe) but rather sad and I will tell you why.
I think the author really tried, but she didn't try enough or she didn't have the clear idea of what she's getting into. Because the presentation might make you think you're getting a happy optimistic "girl with a book in the world" kind of book, meeting new friends over her books or in the bookshop and having adventures and making you feel good when you finish it. Instead you get a melancholic one, with bland protagonists, many unnecessary descriptions, many things "as seen in movies" and very little in fact about the books themselves. The idea had a potential which was completely lost somewhere among words, words, words, empty words.
Spoilers ahead, consider yourself warned.
In short - Juliette goes to work by metro every day and she observes people reading books - seems like she travels with all same people all the time and they read all same books all the time. Must be a french phenomenon, BUT OK. I don't clearly get if this was happening for years or just recent period of time, but I could have missed it while yawning, my bad. Her life is a dull routine - at work (in the real estate), at home, in her free time. Books seem to be the only thing that saves her from this routine and boredom. I'm not very convinced why she hates her life that much since she actually has her books tucked everywhere and has an actual time to read them off work, which probably some working mothers with 3 kids and real life problems can't do, BUT OK.
One day she jumps off the train on a random (aha!) station and goes on a walk and gets to unexpected place in city - you guessed - where the (lithuanian) titular bookshop is. There she meets the owner - the mysterious Iranian refugee Suleyman and his mysterious sweet very special cute daughter Zaida (she couldn't be just a regular kid with snot all over her face, could she?) with a huge vault of books of all kinds. Of course he makes her a cup of very special coffee and tells her about his Life Mission. And of course our heroine is hooked immediately, and what happens pretty soon - she quits her super boring job and everything and, after short time of reflection, moves to the bookshop to look after owner's daughter, because he has to go on some super mysterious trip. And of course he will pay her and of course she won't have to do much, just paint her room in yellow, keep it all clean a bit, don't burn the bookstore, and feed the kid sometimes, and of course she can read all she wants all the time, even while peeling potatoes. Although I don't really get what stopped her from doing it before?
All right, I will have mercy on you and resume - so far you've probably noticed how everything is cliche on cliche and a pile of stereotypes - and further it won't change much - Juliette will face sort of a challenge (surprised emoji), some people will die (sad emoji), some will reunite with their mysterious mother (happy emoji), Juliette will get a yellow bus full of books and go for her adventures, The End!!!!
However, there was no stupid sappy love story in it. Thanks at least for for this, C.F.F.!
So what in heavens got my interest in this "generic product" book? It was this thing - Suleyman's Mission, which is sort of "traveling book" idea, I'm sure you my dear book maniacs know all about it - read a book and leave it somewhere on the park bench for someone else to read who will maybe pass it on for the next reader and so on. Maybe someday it will come back to you. Personally I'm in love with this idea and I'm sure the Author was too, hence this book I'm sharpening my tongue on now...
So what went wrong? It's too many things. The characters are too weak, the story is cliche, the descriptions try to be somewhat Proust-ish but, eh, come on. Bare with my free translation: "...His dark skinned hand (Suleyman's)moved nervously and it reminded her of a little monkey"... Seriously, wtf? Hey, Author, did you read what you've just written?
There's more stuff like this which maybe was supposed to be funny and special, but isn't.
Also, characters often speak in phrases that are normally reserved for movies, you know, Big Words Casablanca style. This got annoying at some point.
Maybe if the Author made her characters deeper, if she just let us see the bonds between this people building and growing, not just happening because "it's magic cuz I said so", and maybe if she actually let us see how books help Juliette to change and become this yellow bus driver - maybe then this book would work. Maybe then she wouldn't have to put this list of books as some kind of proof in the end of her book - if she'd woven them into the actual story. Maybe if Author had some patience to make this book bigger?...
I could like this book, maybe even love, if it wasn't so painfully superficial and predictable and fastfood. It was OK, but I didn't enjoy it.
P.S. Also... I have to get it out of my system, sorry, but... Juliette, or more like - C.F.F. - you don't paint walls with same paint as you paint your car, you just don't. Don't embarrass yourself.