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512 pages, Paperback
First published February 9, 2016
His sole source of solace was the waitress, a dumpling-cheeked Serb barely out of her teens, whose haunches shook like aspic as she crossed the gleaming floor.
—p.114
Countless critics have tried, in the three decades since, to account for the popularity The Excuse enjoyed in Aquarian-era America, in spite of its blundering plotline, its junior high symbolism, and a style that makes Arthur C. Clarke look like Arthur Miller. None have come anywhere close to succeeding, but all agree that the novel's last section, which is entirely taken up by Ozymandias's psychedelic vision of the future, must somehow be to blame. Such a degree of critical consensus (as any connoisseur of book reviews will tell you) is the rarest and most delicate of flowers; but in Orson's case the critics had their reasons. For one thing, the "Revelations" section—as it's come to be known—has a radically different tone than the rest of the book, as if the author were taking dictation; and for another thing, Mrs. Haven, a number of its predictions have come true.Heh... I also rather liked this acerbic observation, not related to Orson's fiction:
In spite of their almost incidental presence in his novels—usually as hastily sketched backdrops to scenes of cybernetic debauchery—my father's prognostications of the not-too-distant future emerged, even during his lifetime, as the engine-in-chief of his fame. The time-travel allegation—the time-travel insinuation, better said—had been leveled against my family before, to explain the Timekeeper's disappearing act at Äschenwald; but the case against Orson Card Tolliver, especially since the invention of Global Positioning Systems and Viagra and the European Union (all of which he predicted) proved harder to sweep under the rug. The evidence, after all, is plain for anyone with a library card (or access to the World Wide Web—which Orson also saw coming) to judge for themselves. It changed my father from a figurative "cult novelist" into a literal one, an actor on the klieg-lit stage of history, no matter how furiously he lobbied to prevent it.
The orgy scene in "How to Make Machines and Influence Your Wife," for example, is tame by today's standards (six-dimensional dildo notwithstanding), and its prose won't win any Nebula Awards; the wireless earpiece, however, so casually deposited on a night table as the frolicking begins, is noteworthy in a story written in 1963. Personal infrared goggles were undreamed-of in 1959, but they're standard issue on "Planet Perinorium 13," and used to predictably lascivious ends. Orson had a rabid fantasy life, needless to say, and a commitment to reality negation possibly unsurpassed in human history, not to mention a lifetime subscription to Technology Today, but even I have a hard time explaining the appearance, 112 pages into Clocksuckers (1973), of a jihadist riding a Jet Ski.
"There's always room for one more religion in this country, sweetheart." He caught her by the waist. "That's why the devil made America so big."
—p.317