Why can't these Dark Tower stories have happy endings? :(
It's pretty amazing, to be honest, that finishing this omnibus of Dark Tower comics has bummed me out. All they do is expound upon the backstory that was laid out in Stephen King's Dark Tower novels, so it's not like I didn't know how this was all gonna end. But still, sigh
This omnibus edition collects five miniseries and one one-shot written by Robin Furth and Peter David with art by Jae Lee. These stories basically dive into Roland's past, beginning with his start as a gunslinger and ending with The Battle of Jericho Hill. I'll break it down with each of these series
The Gunslinger Born: You can't really tell Roland's origin story without covering the material that's already there in the books, so that's what The Gunslinger Born is in a nutshell. The first issue is essentially an adaptation of Roland's initiation battle with his trainer Cort, with all the itinerant context, that we saw in The Gunslinger. The other six issues a truncated graphic novelization of Wizard and Glass
The business with Roland's initiation is important to the miniseries coming after this one, though it wasn't very important to the original books, so that's alright. Where Robin Furth takes on a daunting challenge is to try and emulate King's Dark Tower masterwork. I know that Wizard and Glass is a relatively divisive book, but I also know that it's the best of that saga hands down so shush. There was no way Furth was ever going to top the novel, and those issues of The Gunslinger Born feel a bit...y'know, like they're missing something. Jae Lee's art is top notch, though, way better than the original illustrations from the novel
So, what's in it for people who've already read the books? Not much. These comics don't really anchor themselves to Roland's perspective, so you get to see some of the machinations of Marten Broadcloak and John Farson. Farson in particular never got any screentime in the books, so his large presence in this miniseries and the others is one big reason for Tower junkies to sign up. But on the whole, nothing especially new here for journeymen of the Beam
The Long Road Home: If you have read the books, this is where things start to get interesting. We never really got the whole story of Roland's return journey to Gilead, in which he was unconscious and trapped inside Maerlyn's Grapefruit the whole time while his best buds Cuthbert Allgood and Alain Johns had to drag him along with Hambry's denizens on their tail
Reading this miniseries will definitely make you feel like you're starting to get your money's worth. Cuthbert and Alain really get to shine and you'll become as attached to them as you did to Eddie, Susannah and Jake. Meanwhile, Roland's visions are also elaborated on, including a more detailed look at the Crimson King. And yes, after Stephen King turned ol Crimson into an EEEEE monster, he's back to being a badass and terrifying villain again
It's also at this point that you'll get annoyed with the narrator. Who is this guy and why is he so annoying? He's way too fond of his own voice, and his narration rarely ever adds anything to the story that you can't already see on the page because these are comics. Unfortunately, this guy plagues all of the stories in this collection
Treachery + Sorcerer: Try to imagine what the story of Gilead, the Affiliation and their fall would be like. You're probably picturing some fantasy kingdom scheming, with smaller character drama and the experience of Mid-World before it moved on. That's exactly what you get starting with Treachery, and damn is it good
Once again, we know that, broadly speaking, the arrival of Maerlyn's Grapefruit basically screwed everything up for Gilead and Farson was able to use this to his advantage to steamroll the Affiliation. The detailing of that story adds so much to it, though, that King probably wishes he could go back and write this stuff into his novels
Roland spends a lot of this miniseries locked up in his room, in thrall of the Grapefruit. It's a good thing that Roland is absent from so much of these events, since it gives Cuthbert and Alain even more time to shine, and we even get to know the previous generation of gunslingers and various other characters in this drama. I mean, even Cort becomes a well rounded and likable character, even though all we knew of him before was that Roland beat him up that one time
My favorite thing about this series is Aileen. A brand new character who's never been mentioned anywhere else in this universe, she starts off as a cliched girl who wants to be a gunslinger but cannot because of gender stereotypes, but as time goes on, she very much earns her place alongside Cuthbert and Alain in Roland's ka-tet
Sorcerer is a one-shot that gives an alternative perspective on the events of Treachery, with some backstory for Stephen King's most iconic character. Good stuff all around
The Fall of Gilead: Continuing on from the events of Treachery, this is where we see Farson's plans truly wreck the Affiliation from the inside before a proper attack on Gilead
Honestly, this stuff is so heartbreaking to see. This is the point where you'll realize how much you've come to love these characters because this is where their downfall happens. What makes it worse is that John Farson is such a crazy and messed up villain, you want to see the gunslingers unload into him. Only problem is, he's not just an asshole, he's a smart asshole and, with Marten at his side, their wits are too much to overcome
The attack on Gilead deserves a special mention for being rendered in the epic manner which the battle deserves. Jae Lee definitely took loads of cues from Lord of the Rings for this one
The Battle of Jericho Hill: And it's here where you have to bid all those wonderful characters adieu. You know how this ends, you know that Roland is alone on his quest when we first meet him on the tail of a fleeing man in black, but that doesn't make it hurt any less
The actual battle takes place in the final issue of this series. It's preceded by the survivors of the Affiliation going on their own nine year long journey towards The Dark Tower, while waging guerilla war on the forces of John Farson. Their efforts are valiant and if you didn't know how this ends, you might let yourself think that they have a shot. Alas, more of that gods damned treachery sinks it all
I was really tempted to be petty and deduct one star because of that annoying narrator, but goddamn, these comics were so good. They're are as enthralling and addictive as the novels they're based on. While I wouldn't say that they make an essential piece of The Dark Tower puzzle - the books are plenty on their own - they add a lot of color to places and people only referenced in the main story, and that makes this well worth the read
(Just so you know, though, these things are heavy. Maybe hit the gym before picking this up)