The Parent Plot
Ned isn’t there for breakfast and Elizabeth is bummed out about it. For Jess and Steve, it’s just another day. Winston is also sad because how all the drama around her father in the previous book is affecting his girlfriend, Maria. Liz suggests that she help her volunteer at Ned’s campaign office. The twins and Maria meet various members of Ned’s team, and decide one, in particular, is an ass (Mr. Knapp).
Jess has decided that if their parents aren’t gonna be together, they might as well move on to other people. For her father she chooses a lady on the campaign team (Amanda Mason). But Amanda is already snatched up and engaged so back to the drawing board.
Elizabeth decides to take a page out of Jessica’s book to get her parents back together. If only she can get them to talk, she knows they’ll work it all out. But sadly, she just isn’t given the scheme gene that Jessica has. She tries to call her dad and pretend there’s a bad connection so he’ll call back and her mother will answer it. But her parents just end up getting into a fight over the phone. So she decides on another plan.
Jessica gets a quiz back and fails, but then she has a light bulb moment. The perfect man for her mother is none other than Mr. Roger Collins. She convinces him that she needs a parent-teacher conference. Poor Alice (a pawn in both twin games) gets dragged to the mall to “buy a present for Penny’s birthday”. Only the real reason is to see Ned give a speech. Alice is out of there! Ned never even sees them.
The office is deserted the next day when Maria and Elizabeth arrive to stuff envelopes. Maria goes to get sodas. Mr. Knapp doesn’t see Elizabeth, and she overhears him making a call to Ned. Basically, he bullies him to changing his speech to be about economic development. Elizabeth starts to think hmm. But Ned just tells her he’s new to the game so not to rock the boat maybe he should listen to Mr. Knapp.
At the parent-teacher conference neither Alice or Mr. Collins seem to be falling for the baits Jessica is obviously throwing out. So she goes to get her term papers so they can be alone. It works Roger sympathizes with what Alice is going through because he’s divorced. He invites her out to dinner.
Elizabeth tells Jess at home that their father wants to take them to dinner tonight at the same place Alice and Roger will be going. Jessica of course tries to get out of it, but she isn’t able to talk her way out of this jam. It’s not long before they all spot Mr. Collins and Alice having dinner. While Ned is called away Liz chews Jessica out. It turns out Alice and Mr. Collin invite then all to sit at their table. It sounds awkward, but Alice and Ned are actually civil to each other.
Maria gets Winston to stop her by the campaign headquarters because she forgot her book and she overhears Knapp talking to someone by the name of Robertson. They both want something done but Santelli refused to help them. So they had him framed. They’re using Ned as a pawn to make this thing happen. Ned’s unaware of all of this, but when he’s mayor he’ll have no choice to help them.
Maria is appalled and calls Elizabeth. They both decide they can’t tell Ned unless they have proof. Along with Terry (Knapp’s nephew who also works on the campaign), they all come to the conclusion that they’re planning to build a secret development, and they’ll have to locate the blue prints in Knapp’s office. So, they’ll have to do a lil B&E.
Since it Jess’s attempt didn’t go so hot with Mr. Collin’s she decides the next candidate for potential new Dad will be one of Ned’s teammates (Ramon), but the only “cat” he’s interested in getting are his (as in his pets). So she ditches him pretty quick.
Terry, Maria, and Elizabeth are able to get into Knapp’s office but are almost caught by Knapp. They find the prints and a deposit for the same amount that was placed in Peter’s bank account. Elizabeth tells all this to Ned (who’s confused and doesn’t know what to make of it all). She suggests he talk to Alice. Alice and Ned talk it out and spend the rest of the night talking through their marital issues. Ned steps down the next day at the rally and he reunites with his wife. Liz sees Knapp take off but he runs right into the police. On election night Peter Santelli has re-entered the race and won.
My Thoughts:
Not the most exciting read. Too much political drama for me. Not that into politics. I’m pretty sure this kind of thing happens all the time behind the scenes in campaigns and such today, but my mind just doesn’t want to give it any thought.
Nor did I have much of a reaction to Alice and Ned getting back together other than just to think oh they’re back together.
Maybe I was a little shocked that Jessica was trying to get her parents in the bed with other people, but considering it’s Jessica I don’t know why I was. This one was just lackluster.
Then as I’m editing this review I JUST thought of something. When your in high school would you really want your mother fooling around with your TEACHER? I think Mia (from the Princess Diaries) will tell you UH NOOO YOU DON’T. One day you might see something you are *not* trying to see and then you have to be in class every day with this man. Then Jessica is thinking it’ll give her some advantage in school? WRONG! It’ll probably work the opposite way. Who do you think he’s gonna go to and tell “out of concern” when you're messing up in class? So that might not be the smartest idea. But whoever said Jessica was all that smart so I digress.
Rating: 4