This was awesomely, OTT crazy and super entertaining !
Recently, I've been very bored with books that feature modern "nice", well adjusted and well behaved characters. So, I remembered that I'd not read a really trainwrecky, old school disaster harlequin in a few months.
Obviously, Lilian Peake is the top of my list when I get the urge for some WTF angst. LP is guaranteed to provide:
1. A H who's a super jerk but with just enough weird manly sex appeal to keep me reading, while I feel guilty pleasure for enjoying this so much. LOL.
2. A heroine who pulls and pushes at him, while alternating between martyrdom and being the quintessential doormat.
3. The most ridiculous, mind boggling, WTF soap opera worthy plot twist that seemed destined to keep these lovers apart.
Yes ! This is a fantastic trainwreck that's not for the faint of heart or for the "safe" reader. This is for when you're so damned bored of the same old "sweet, nice and inoffensive" that you're ready for a break.
Make no mistake: these MC's leave a lot to be desired. Ordinarily, I would give this just 2 stars because it's not really romantic in the traditional sense. But I needed to read something that's old school and entertaining.
This provided that entertaining diversion. My aunt gave me this paperback years ago and I never read it because I needed to be in the right mood for the wreckiness.
What's so wrecky about this novel ?
1. The Scottish tycoon H is engaged ( platonically ) to this neurotic, manipulative and vindictive woman named Corinne. He's not, and never has been, in love with her. They've never had sex. Corinne used to be engaged to his brother, Hamish.
2. Zander, the H, is a martyr because he only proposed to Corinne after Hamish dumped her. Hamish was indirectly responsible for her paralysis. The manipulative Corinne used the H's sense of family honour to emotionally blackmail him into this farcical platonic engagement. Corinne uses her disability as a weapon to manipulate the H and bully everyone around her. She's a very unlikable character.
3. The MC's met in the Canary Islands where Zander refrains from telling Lisa ( the heroine ) that he's an engaged man and that he owns the civil engineering firm, that employs her, back in London.
4. They fall in love during a few short days but no promises are made. The H was a real selfish bastard for playing with the emotions of the heroine when he knows he has to return to his platonic farcical engagement with his malevolent fiancee.
Everything gets worse when Lisa discovers that he's the boss. In the tradition of a stereotypical Lilian Peake asshat H, Zander demands that she works as his secretary.
The heroine is filled with self loathing, because she knows he's engaged, but she still wants to be near him. He's equally incapable of staying away from her.
Soon enough, she meets the neurotic Corinne and that woman takes pleasure in demeaning her with snobbish comments. At this juncture, my own vindictive nature kicked in and I stopped feeling sorry for the Corinne.
The OTT drama is heightened by the entrance of a blackmailing wannabe OM called Reg. He has secret photos, taken in the Canary Islands, of the MC's kissing. He uses the photos to blackmail Lisa into dating him.
The heroine is aware, by this time, that the narcissistic Corinne is emotionally fragile and might become even more unhinged if she learns about the photos.
There's a lot of crazy, jealous and possessive tantrums thrown by Zander, who slut shames Lisa for dating Reg. Eventually, Reg grows tired of the heroine's coldness and reveals the photos to Corinne.
Now, this is the part that disappointed me a lot ! I could've happily given this novel 4 stars if the H hadn't wussed out like a total wimp and gave into Corinne's continued emotional blackmail.
He and the heroine end up having sex out in the woods and it's clear that he loves her. Lilian Peake even goes the extra mile and allow the H to quote romantic Robert Burns poetry while seducing the heroine. But, his stupid sense of family honour won out when Corinne made him promise to stick by her - even though their marriage will never be consummated.
The author threw in the most ridiculous deus ex machina with an unbelievable and super convenient plot twist: Hamish gets into a car accident, which makes Corinne realize that she's suddenly brave enough to go beg him to take her back ! She also decides to have some kind of revolutionary surgery that'll enable her to walk again.
If that hadn't happened, the MC's would've never ended up together. The H would've continued to be a pathetic martyr, prostrating himself at the altar of Corinne's selfishness.
So, I doubt most of my Goodreads friends will enjoy this. But, it certainly spiced up my afternoon and that's why I'm giving it 3 stars. Sometimes I need to read books like this just to break the monotony from the same old... same old...
Safety: The heroine is basically the OW since the H is engaged for 98% of the story. The H was never intimate with his fiancee but there were a couple of occasions where she ( fiancee ) kissed him in front of the heroine, in an effort to stake her claim. It's obvious that the OW didn't love the H but merely felt he owed it to her to marry her, after his brother had dumped her. The wannabe OM tried some forceful seduction on the heroine but she got away from him, before he could do more harm.