What a doozy. The twins are crazy, prancing around and stealing each other’s boyfriends. Or just Liz. She rekindles her flame with Bruce and then gets a hot feeling for Ken. Jess doesn’t know because she’s left behind with Heather since Heather hurt her ankle.
Of course the convicts come home to roost in this one. They trap Heather and Jess and then lure the others back to them. It begins to rain and flood horribly, so Liz convinces the men to leave them there to die. Wouldn’t you know that one of the convicts has a heart of gold, and he’s the one they save from the rushing river. They assume the other two are dead.
But Moe and Larry, the other two convicts, decide to come back for the last of the gold, and they trap everyone in the cave. Liz gets a knife held to her neck while they all brainstorm ways to get away from the madmen. They hear a helicopter up above and think it might be for them. But Jess suggests it also might be for the convicts. Jack, the nice baddie, decides to lunge for Moe’s gun, but he ends up shot in the chest and dead, which sucks. Moe goes outside while the kids convince Larry to let them go. He shoots his remaining six shots at the ceiling.
Their ordeal with the crazed escaped convicts is over, but the bullet shots in the cave cause an avalanche that traps the group from the entrance. Qu’el Surprise. Liz is the only one still with a flashlight, so that’s their only source of light in the entire cave. Another flood comes and they think they will drown in the cave, but then it recedes. Ken punches the wall in anger about still being trapped, and they discover that the cave is made of shale and they can dig their way out. So they do, and they end up right by the Desert Oasis 7-Eleven.
The SVSS leaders tell the group that all their gold was only fools’ gold. They acted crazy for nothing.
No one appears to have any PTSD as they head back to school. Well, except Jessica. She now prefers silver to gold jewelry, so I guess that’s something!
Also, Bruce is great comedic relief in this book. Love it!
Quotes:
Todd: Jessica, she lost her backpack- have a little patience and compassion. I’ll find you a dictionary so you can look those words up.
Bruce, in his journal: Or she’d say that she was rubbing off on me, which is more stupider.
“[Elizabeth] would never marry Todd and raise a family with him.”
Well, she got that right. Jess marries him and has his kid.
Jessica, thinking about what might happen after she dies: [Heather and I] had better not end up on the same afterlife cheerleading squad!
Sound priorities, Jess.
Larry: But Moe is an artist when it comes to murder! Watch him and you’ll see his genius.
Ken: We’ll never get home as it is! So why should I be deprived of the final pleasure of going totally crazy?