"The Whole Town Goes to Shit Without Liz, Obviously" :
Man, this was heavy. /
Existentially, that is. /
What a sad Christmas.
Quotes:
Jessica: "Rudolph, Prancer, Dancer... um, Blister, Goner, Cuba... you know. All those reindeer guys."
Lila: Trust me, the Roadrunner will get away in the end. He always gets away, and the coyote always gets squashed or blown up. That's the whole point.
Ellen: Great. Now you've ruined it for us.
"What kind of sister was she, anyway? A conniving, lying, manipulative one, her reflection answered. This was terrible. She was turning into Jessica."
(But she doesn't think these are bad qualities in Jessica!)
Laura: Personality Problems Profile. Elizabeth can be very self-critical. Occasionally she takes on more responsibility than is age-appropriate. She can be stubborn and exhibits a tendency toward self-righteousness."
(*snicker*)